sploid

A sploid is a term used to describe a penis that is extremely long and extremely thin - - - essentially looking like a strand of spaghetti or a pencil.

Opposite to the chode.

Dude's sploid snapped in half when she got on it

by Fuckshoes the Clown June 7, 2016

spliffy

The amount of time it takes for one to smoke, become intoxicated and pursue another spliff.

See you in a spliffy! (Approx. 1hour-Unknown)

by SlothaKin July 4, 2016

Spliffy

Secret word for marijuana.

I’m about to get some spliffy.

That’s some good spliffy.
Got some spliffy?

by CIAbitch September 16, 2017

spliffsta

a person who smokes loads of spliffs

you spliffta!

by Maisie September 15, 2003

spliff

A stick ov heavan.

we'l b stoned all night wiv dat fucker

by dave March 22, 2004

spliff

spliff is really a marijuana ciggaret but it must be rolled with tobbaco

spliffs are shit foo

by blunt1 March 27, 2003

SPloink

To do what no mans has done before.....

you just sploinked it... and a splink was apprehended...splink

by the connection May 4, 2003