Jamie spice

Jamie spice

A freckly creature that feeds on large pizzas

Hard drugs and is usually found by a waterhole containing ciders

Has many personalities and hunts down its prey by poisoning them with shit jokes
Most people have learnt to live with the creature

By ignoring it

Its sleeping patterns and other ways of life are unknown to scientists as this creature is just soooooo random
Fun jamie spice facts

#1...they share 99% of there DNA with fuckin idiots

#2....they think there double tasty

#3...they think there double naughty

#4... it is still unknown when a jamie spice had a normal conversation

#5....searches the earth for a sesh

What's that a jamie spice
Eeeeekkkk runnnn quiickkk

A very feisty

Waahhhh it's a jamie spice

by Jamie spice June 25, 2021

trash spice

A slang term for the seasoning known as Lemon Pepper.

Can I have some extra trash spice on my burger?

by FALKLANDSX November 29, 2016

Absolute spice

A good looking lass/a fit lass

That lass looks absolute spice

by Absolute spice January 5, 2018

Bumpkin Spice

The pungent odor of a smelly bumpkin on a hot day

"dude, when that guy walked by I totally got a whiff of some nasty bumpkin spice."

by b3nis May 29, 2018

Birthday Spice

Double it up!!!!

Can my alcoholic beverage have birthday spice please?

by Nikki.Ledbetter October 14, 2016

frank spice

The act of applying hot sauce to the anus during brutal or hardcore anal sex

me and my girl frank spiced it last night

by baconlettucetomato January 18, 2015

Spice Boy

a teenage boy who believes they have all latest fashion trends such as 11 degrees, Sik silk, gym king, ect. always very cocky and arrogant and think they are gods gift, believe they are popular and the majority have a perm or dodgy haircut'. ALWAYS believe they are good looking and drooled over by females, usually playing every girl going.

“Yeah Steven is such a spice boy have you seen the state of him and his new 11 degrees trackie”

by Bobby sands May 21, 2018