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Sphincternet

a really crappy internet connection made by compounding the words Sphincter and Internet.
i hate my sphincternet. im only getting 1 kb/s.
by General Dynamic September 9, 2008
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sphinger

v. a combination of the words "sphincter" and "finger."

def.: to accidentally poke through the toilet paper while wiping.

also, sphingered, sphingering, sphingerer
Honey, we need to get some better toilet paper. I just sphingered myself.
by John McCollum February 13, 2007
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sphinctometer

1. A device for measuring the degree to which one is an asshole.

2. A device for measuring the degree to which one is full of shit.
"Wow, Buck, that story just sent the sphinctometer needle into the brown!"
by biggs33 December 9, 2008
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shinter

First name Goran, Shinter was an influential freelance web designer / artist based in sweeden during the first years of the 21st century. Creating mostly abstract designs with highly manipulated and stylized 3D-rendered elements, he was a contributer to customize.org and a lurker on deviant art.

His wallpapers were excedingly popular when amateur desktop customization was still in its infancy.

His website, kultdesign.org, now holds only a generic apache directory listings for what appears to be some attempted web startups. Not much else is known publicly about this man, and his accounts on either of the afformentioned art/design communities report a long period of inactivity.

As well, for a short period kultdesign.org was moved to www.digitalcurse.com/shinter but as of this writing that page is 404.
Shinter was a bad-ass designer.
Kultdesign is dead.
by Chris Galardi August 24, 2006
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sphincterian

How to tactfully tell someone that they're an asshole, or they are doing a particular thing that's asshole-related
1) "That's such a sphincterian move" - What an asshole move

2) "I never realized, but you're actually quite sphincterian" - you're kinda an asshole
by RMH000 December 28, 2019
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Wall Sphincters

The way robots call holes in the wall, when they're frightened.
They're coming out of the wall sphincters!

Oh and I apologize for saying "wall sphincters" I say that a lot when I'm frightened.

-CL4P-TP
by Gibbonwoman March 4, 2022
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shintermission

When you take a dump, finish and leave the bathroom, only to be back in the bathroom within 15 minutes for the second round. That short break between dumps is a shintermission.
Dude One: Now where is he? I saw him come back from the can, but I cannot find him.
Dude Two: He's back in the can again. You saw him during the shintermission.
Dude One: That's what can happen when you down two 28 ounce steaks.
by Coosey Junt May 14, 2016
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