close your eyes youll be here soon

ichi ni san shi go fun toki doki han tou ne netai dono kono wa do deki nai oya su mi oya su mi oya su mi oyasssuuu oyasumi, oyasumi close your eyes and youll leave this dream oyasumi oyasumi I know that its hard to do
(*epic beat drop*) etc.

(*jumps off hospital*) narrator: close your eyes youll be here soon

by Soulless_pacifist9594 March 1, 2024

Soon

A word used by authors meaning the audiobook will be out sometime between now and the time you die.

Book 7 audiobook will be out soon.

by R4747 June 17, 2018

A Maddison Soon

A unit of time roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for a squirrel to plan a road trip — enthusiastic at first, but with endless scenic detours. Commonly understood to mean anywhere between ‘later today’ and ‘the heat death of the universe.

"She said she'd be ready in a Maddison Soon, so I brought a tent and snacks."

by sedski April 26, 2025

soon

the word is banned, we don’t use it, we don’t trust it.

“i’m hoping to come back to streams soon”
“coming back soon”
“chippy soon”
“s-word”

by meyha January 31, 2021

Soon Be Rated

a term used by roadmen or drillers in the uk to say "i will be popular soon"

"bro ur songs are underrated bro"
"i know my bro soon be rated"
"mandem ahlie?"
"ahlie"

by poopeater445 August 21, 2021

Soon™

Beat Saber Modding Group's equivalent of between 2 days and 5 years.

"When will this mod be be updated?"
"Soon™"

by Number1S0n August 3, 2021

Soon™

When you acknowledge the importance of a feature to be added to your game, but you do not know when it will be done, however, you must keep up appearances and hype up the playerbase, so you have to have to lie about the timeframe of the release.

- Hey Nikita, when are you releasing the modular armor update you promised years ago?
- Soon™

by Aiden1408 April 18, 2022