Someone Help Me

When you're wildly drunk and you can't handle yourself. You have to ask someone to help you.

Holy hell, I'm blackout drunk right now.

Someone help me.

by StraightCheesingIt December 24, 2009

Someone's Bitch

Someone who does everything for you. If you are someones bitch you are their slave or a maid , someone who they need to clean up for them; someone who doesnt mean alot to a significant other. Usually named Jessica

If you are someone's bitch you are pushed around alot.

by TruthTelleryo July 9, 2014

Someone's Bitch

Someone's bitch means your do anything for them, they mean nothing to you just a side person they have sex with, they don't even love that person

Someone's bitch who is used, just to talk to it do things with

by Patriotslovers March 20, 2017

Someone

A human being. Sometimes refering to a specific person and sometimes not.

Is George Bush already impeached? No, but someone should really do that.

by FinnG January 29, 2019

Dick someone down

This means to get some ass.

"Yo I'm going to a party."
"Alright dick someone down for me."

by Jephtee November 4, 2014

someoneelsie

the result of your mum trying to take a selfie and not knowing which way to hold the phone.

Stop sending a someoneelsie I have no idea who that person is.

by ThereIsMore May 26, 2014

take the piss out of someone

to let the air out of their balloon, to mock/make fun of them. Customarily, shortened to just take the piss.

From the movie Snatch:

"take the piss out of someone" is abbreviated to "take the piss"

Boris the Blade: (mutters vague insults at Tony)

Bullet Tooth Tony: Don't take the piss (i.e., out of me), Boris!

Boris: Fuck you!

Tony: (empties the magazine of his Desert Eagle .50 into Boris)

by Roberto y Maria September 13, 2011