smeet

what a baby irken(invader zim) is called.

As a smeet, Zim was adorable.

by Abitlyon March 19, 2009

something

Some-thing. Very simple, really. The name says it all.

Something is poking me.

by Daedalus January 7, 2004

sometimer

Fake people who pretend to like you when in reality they hate you and will use you for what you can do for them.
they are cool with you some times, some times they are not

Look at that sometimer over there- He asked me for a ride to the club last week but now he acts like he doesnt know me.

by Ced F. February 13, 2005

someecards

The cards Hallmark wouldn't publish, by the writers Hallmark rejected.

One of the few ecard websites where user submissions are better than the official site submissions.

www.someecards.com

I spent all night sending someecards to friends, coworkers and vague acquaintances.

by someegirl January 9, 2009

Sometimes puppies are brown

From comedian Louis C.K. Initially referred to inane, inconsequential comments made by children which have no impact on the world or life. Can be applied to any pointless comment made by someone of any age.

"Daddy, I have to tell you something, you have to stop what you are doing and listen!" Kneeling down, "Yes honey?" "Daddy, sometimes puppies are brown."

by slushiesybil74 November 12, 2009

Sometimes

1. Never
2. At no time in the past or future; on no occasion; not ever

Razi sometimes has good ideas.

by eenbean41 August 2, 2012

Sometimers

Forgetting things SOMEtimes rather than all of the time, referring to the disease Alzheimers (ALLzheimers).

Gunther: Remember that time we ate lasagna?
John: No...I can't recall, but I DO remember the time we ate waffles!
Gunther: Yikes, you've got a bad case of sometimers.

by A-VID November 15, 2007