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surfing isnt a sport its a way of life. and fukheads who think theyr surfers cos theyv got a pricy bord need 2 try gettin up at 5 30 to catch 7 ft waves. for any1 who wants 2 no the ranks go stant up surfers, knee borders, then ya got ur dick dragers or body boards even there higher than the posers.
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poser talk: this is narly dude.
his mate: totaly man
bull shit we dnt tlk like this
by afford October 31, 2007
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snarfer

one who acts like a bitch, usually a mayonnaise guzzler
That cracker is such a snarfer, always talking shit about me. Its all good though cause he loves that mayonnaise.
by DJ-Z December 24, 2008
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Snuffer

A Conspiracy Theorist who believes that Obama is secretly plotting, or otherwise planning a proposal that would require mandatory "End of Life Counseling" for senior citizens every five years. Similar to a birther.

A rumor mostly passed by Freepers, but debunked by Snopes.
Crazy CTer: "Hey, I heard today that not only was Obama born in Kenya, but he's also planning to make Senior Citizens have end of life counseling, in order to pressure them into euthanasia, every five years!"

Ignore the snuffer. Common sense is not their forte.
by DashEvil July 29, 2009
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surfer

The ART of balancin on a highly expensive and highly damagable (fukin dings i h8 em) piece of fiber glass.
Not just wearin the cloths cloths r 4 posers wots rong wit the wife bashin singlet from target huh $6 can get ya a long way.
Not wearin the cloths, then callin yaself a surfer.
Blue crush was the biggest shame to the surfin culture ever. (FUCK U)
that woz keggin bazzas
no skool 4 me im goin 4 a surf
by talis May 17, 2004
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internet-surfers

Some people freak out at a comment, or comments and get all defensive, internet surfers that is.
Wow I kind of was in a shocked disposition over that internet-surfers attack or comment, eh that's the internet.
by take off your pants and jacket December 8, 2009
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Sheet Surfer

One who is skilled at the art of surfing from sheet to sheet.
1.
the swell of the Penis and Both that breaks upon a Sheet or upon sheets during sex.
2.
the mass or line of foamy, silky Ejaculate produced by the penis caused by the rubbing and thrusting of the Booty upon a Penis, Thus enabling the surfer to do her run. –verb (used without object)
3.
to ride a Penis board.
4.
to float on the crest of a Penis toward other sheets towards other penises .
5.
to swim, play, or bathe in the penises.
She knows how to rides many penises and moves up and down through them like a sheet surfer.
by KrizDaMan April 25, 2011
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Surfer

Someone who love surfing and does it cause its fun. they dont say dumb shit like gnarly or radical (but u mite hear radical if they're talking about board shapes in a technical way) they just love having fun surfing. Just because you wear billabong or quiksilver doesnt make u a surfer( even though some surfers may wear those types of clothes) and u dont have to be tan with long blonde hair ( look at some of the ASP surfers and you will see what i mean )actually real surfers might be whiter than posers because theyre in their wetsuits all day. almost no surfers get high or get drunk all the time because its really hard to surf hungover.
poser: yo wats upp brahh lets go ride some gnarly waves with my radical board

surfer: hey lets go surf
by surfintr May 6, 2009
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