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Snarting

When you uncontrollably fart in your sleep
You were snarting in your sleep last night
by Chippsy January 12, 2026
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Snarting

When you uncontrollably fart in your sleep
You were snarting all night in your sleep and it stunk
by Chippsy January 12, 2026
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Boner snoring

When you take a Viagra and an ambien at the same time
Dude, I fully when boner snoring last friday and my girl is fully disappointed
by Punkazilla April 17, 2015
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hate snoring

When your significant other goes to bed mad at you and snores as loud as possible to keep you up.
His hate snoring kept me up all night! As if arguing before bed wasn't enough, that fucker proved he could annoy me and Piss me off even while sleeping!
by Mstebby99 August 10, 2017
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Finger Snorkeling

Yo serious question. You're at Sandbar and this girl is there. So hot, massive tits. She comes up to you and starts grinding you. You take her back to your place and she's sucking your dick then you start finger Snorkeling her and feel a massive dick, she turns around it's Rysio. What do you do?
by Vajomancer June 28, 2018
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asshole snorkeling

When you explore the caverns and recesses of your colon to remove debris, possibly with a douchebag, but not necessarily.
I had to go asshole snorkeling because I took too much acetominophen and a multivitamin that made staff ask me if I was constipated yet or not, at the ward.
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Sack snorkeling

When a person is giving head to another and they lick the ball sack of the individual receiving the blowjob.
My wife loves to sack snorkel

My wife is a sack snorkeling queen

My wife sack snorkeled me last night.
by Buckfutter1980 November 11, 2021
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