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Snack Monkey

(Definition) Similar to a helper monkey who would assist those who are physically disabled. However, in this case the monkeys purpose is to fetch snacks or beers for those who are too lazy to get up.

Originates from a 2003 garage football party. The name may have died but the fact that said individual referred to as "Snack Monkey" hated the nickname, has ensured that it has remained popular
Hey Snack Monkey - pass me some of those hot wings.
by Barrington Boys July 25, 2004
mugGet the Snack Monkeymug.

eating snacks

v. not doing shit. sitting around bored as hell. spending long periods of time sleeping and not doing a whole lot in general.
gruner- "what did you guys end up doing last night" grey- "we just sat around and ate snacks"
marvin "are you tryna go to the club tongiht er what, cuz right now ur ass is at the snackbar"
by marvin October 13, 2004
mugGet the eating snacksmug.

Hiawatha Snack

THe act of taking a dump in a burger or sub wrapper and leaving it in a restaurant for the public or a restaurant employee to find.
That waiter sucked so i left him a Hiawatha Snack under the table.
by Cam81 July 21, 2008
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Pity snack

The inferior snack a co-worker or friend offers you AFTER they eat a delicious, far superior snack right in front of your face. The snack they will choose to not share with you will usually involve large quantities of butter cream icing. You will ALWAYS be miserable and on a diet when said scenario occurs.
Debra offered me some 100 Calorie Snackwell's, but only after she ate the oh-so-yummy chocolate Ele cupcake in front of me. She must really hate me to offer me such a pity snack. :(
by JPEm July 12, 2011
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overlapping snacking

when you treat yourself to a snack while preparing another
I was making a toastie so i thought I'd do some overlapping snacking so i went and treated myself to a mars bar while the toaster did it's thang
by Hopsticks July 22, 2010
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Dude Snack

Any snack, including but not limited to confectionary treats, consumed by a person or persons generally regarded to be of 'dude' status.
Person 1: Man I'm hungry.
Person 2: We should totally get some dude snacks.
Person 1: Definitely.
by heavy kevy November 10, 2008
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Fruit Snack

A petite male homosexual; one who is "snack-sized", if you will. See also: Pocket Gay
Nikko: Look at Sean! He's sooooo tiny!

Scott: Yep! He's just a little fruit snack!
by sdyar June 7, 2011
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