Smurfing

This is a sexual act. Your partner is asleep and you wake up with a hard on and smack them with it to wake them up

My partner woke me up today

How

By smurfing

by Trooper883 February 25, 2023

Slurping the Soup

Similar to drinking the Kool Aid, except you actively attempt to spread the beliefs.

Those MAGA idiots sure are slurping the soup!

by Bingo 33 October 27, 2023

Smurfing

Having an alternative account in a video game that you intentionally play bad on, in order to stay at a lower rank and have easier games.

God, these players are all smurfing, one second they keep dying, the next they're rolling us!

by urban_littionary January 18, 2024

smurfing

When you are chilling out in the port-a-johns blue water for a few hours, waiting for someone to come in and sit down. When their ass hits the seat, you shove your tongue in their hole and eat their ass. This isn't a scat or a shit thing at all. The person sitting down (and getting their ass eaten) is too scared to shit.

I saw your boyfriend smurfing by the construction site.

by best-name-ever99 November 21, 2023

Smurfing

A term used in gaming to describe a player in an online game that creates a new account to play against lower-ranked players

Omg he is smurfing he is clearly plat not bronze

by N.z.R November 23, 2023

Sureling

Something sure, doesn’t happen, but will happen in the future.

Bro: Do you think Manchester City will win the next game against Liverpool?
Me: Yeah, that’s a sureling.

by AfroKayDee November 24, 2023

skumpling

The act of munting, but with animals.

Bro do you see that dead skunk in the road. It looks mad ripe, let’s go skumple it.

I love skumpling animals!

by Poopmaster35000 March 8, 2024