sleep in the nether

another way of saying 'kill yourself'

when you sleep in the nether in Minecraft, your bed explodes and you die

Watersheep: Hi.

Felix: Go sleep in the nether, I hate you.

by taehcook July 10, 2019

Sleeper car

A boring looking car that could beat a high performance car in quarter mile drag race

Lamborghini car owner: let’s see if your hunk of junk can beat my lambo

Sleeper car owner: yeah sure

*they race*

Sleeper owner: YOU JUST GOT BEATEN BY A SLEEPER CAR!

*race ends*

by Newah August 9, 2021

Sleep Paralysis

Some fuck ass state where you can't move even when some bitch boy is fucking default dancing over you

I got sleep paralysis again

by Marcksjs November 13, 2021

crispy sleep

Crisp sleep is the sensual clean crisp FIRST sleep in your new/clean bedding.

The wife cleaned the bedding and I'm in for a CRISPY SLEEP tonight..!!!

by Ready for a crispy sleep... March 22, 2009

Troll Sleep

Opposite of beauty sleep. It's when you wake up older and uglier than the previous day.

Everybody talks about getting their "beauty sleep" but i always tend to get troll sleep for some reason.

by The REAL Jermo December 18, 2009

Quantum Sleep

The involuntary time travel into the future immediately after slightly waking up and drifting into sleep again. Quantum Sleep is triggered by a later-to-be-regretted thought or phrase "let me sleep five more minutes". Quantum Sleep transports you through an hour in what seemed like two minutes. The result is lateness and thus alters the events of the day. Derived from Quantum Leap.

Before: Let me catch five more minutes of sleep.

...Quantum Sleep...

After: Shit! fucking hell, I am hectically late.

unemployment boss appointment regret quantum shit

by Baniroquai Rewo November 21, 2010

Sandy Sleeper

Finding a homeless person sleeping in a public area, and shoving your asshole full of sand and rocks and taking laxatives an hour before. Then giving yourself an enema and shitting all over the hobo's face with sandy, rocky, bloody shit.

"Dude that guy got a sandy sleeper!"
"Aw gross!"

by The Ninja Shitter November 13, 2011