Sleepeeness

The feeling when its late at night and you have to go to pee but you dont want to lose tiredness

Maaan im really sleepee
The sleepeeness is killing me

by lapaloma08 May 21, 2023

mayan sleeper

when you choke a person by placing your genitals inside his or her mouth and ejaculating in both of their nostrils.

bill: otto, what happened to luke?
otto: had to give that bitch the mayan sleeper!

by butterfield wilhemarie September 15, 2008

Secret Sleeper

The Secret Sleeper is the extra person or people that stay in your hotel room on vacation, when the hotel believes only two are in the room.

Suzie, you're the Secret Sleeper sneak in through the back staircase to the room...here is a key.

by Hill Storm November 14, 2011

Vitruvian Sleeper

One of several sleeping postures best described by its namesake "Le proporzioni del corpo umano secondo Vitruvio" drawn by Leonardi da Vinci circa 1490. This resting position is the opposite of the fetal position which was popularized in French culture between the years 1859 and the present day. Most likely developed in Ireland, this "posturi vitruvio" came to an abrupt halt when eagles began tearing the nuts off of all Irishmen. Word soon reached the new colonies, and it was nearly unanimously decided that the eagle was the the most terrifying creature, subsequently adopted as our national sigil. Vitruvian sleepers will bloom best in comfortable conditions, with a solid roof to prevent talons through testicles.

Mary soon discovered that after waking up several times with a faceful of Brad's armpit hair, she was beginning to enjoy the outdoorsy taste of Gillette sport. Mary then accepted that she would live with this vitruvian sleeper for all time, and suckle the sweet residues of man dew every morning until the end of her life.

by Mieshter April 24, 2014

Dead Sleeper

Far worse than a heavy sleeper. You could slap them and they would never wake up.

You would have to be a dead sleeper to not wake up from that...

by Bmmolefe January 24, 2017

side sleeper

A guy that is only used for cuddling during sleep

I really wish my side sleeper will come over tonight

by etrade19 February 14, 2018

Daytime Sleepies

A state of altered perception of time in which it is later than you think it is, caused by staying up till 2 AM or later and getting less than 10 hours of sleep

Oh Man, I shouldn't of stayed up so late, now i have the Daytime Sleepies

by TeenyMeany June 14, 2018