Blouse an skirt! 

A Jamaican term used to express a feeling of surprise, excitement and or shock

Blouse an skirt! why is that spider so huge? no sah (Like seriously), I am not going back in that room until that spider is dead!

Blouse an skirt! by Monypha- Akila Caribbean April 8, 2017

skirt alert

yelled out when there is a sudden cyclone surrounding u and ur skirt goes up to show "the only knickers left" for all to see.it warns the other skirted females or transexuals
around u

breeze.."skirt alert!"

skirt alert by Angie G April 29, 2002

Skirt 

An old street term for Crystal Meth.

Skirthead 1: "Hey Skirthead 2, wanna do some skirt?"

Skirthead 2: "Hell yeah Skirthead 1, rock that shit!"

Skirt by MÅDA AMORÉ April 3, 2007

skirt 

A traditionally feminine garment. It's a simple tube that can either be tight-fitting or loose and draped. The length is usually anywhere from mid-thigh to floor-length..

Tight skirts can be uncomfortable or difficult to move in, and long skirts can lead to embarrassing situations if it's windy day and especially if the fabric is too lightweight.

Still, they do provide more freedom from the confinements of trousers and provide modesty if a woman must relieve herself outdoors.

Women can also wear leggings underneath skirts for warmth and/or modesty.

Until the Rennaisance, European men often wore a form of skirt, although they probably didn't concider it a skirt.

Nowadays, there's the Polynesian sarong and the Gaelic kilt for men.

skirt by Lorelili May 13, 2005

DIRT SKIRT

when your nailin someone in the ass and they never took a shit before you did, so when your done and pull out you have a shit ring stained around your dick, or a dirt skirt.

she told me not to put it in her ass, but i did anyway, now i'm wearing a dirt skirt for life.

DIRT SKIRT by trashed April 23, 2008

skirt hunting 

To hunt for skirt, and or cruise the bars looking for loose women, or women who dont have a permanent scowel on their face. Searching women wearing skirt and or showing leg and open to conversation.

Hey! what did you do last night?

I went skirt hunting with friends at the local bars, it turned out to be a pleasurable evening!

skirt hunting by Michael Bearden February 13, 2009

empty skirt 

A female politician that is not fit for office but has many people fooled into thinking she is.

An empty skirt is a female politician who is full of empty rhetoric but knows how to energize other low-intellectuals by winking or using populist terms such as "joe six pack" or "real America" in her speeches to gain supporters.

A female version of an empty suit.

Sarah Palin is an empty skirt because she tdoesnt make any sense when she talks and she uses {winks} and "you betcha!" to win blue-collar votes.

empty skirt by David S King July 10, 2009