skeezer phishing

term used to describe an alternate to dating, by randomly selecting attractive persons from interactive websites such as facebook or myspace

I haven't met any hot chicks online lately, let's do some " skeezer phishing "

by AlphaEcho2526 March 17, 2009

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Skeezer

a euphemism often used to refer to a $25 crack ho who was beaten with the ugly stick

"Don't you be playin my man, you skeezer."

by Latisha June 4, 2002

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this is a special lady who only goes after the grandfather figures. She is not happy unless there is a 40 year age gap and he resembles some sort of long dead army general. The old geezer skeezer is usually a version of trailor trash, though not specifically living in a trailor, she has the low morals of a swamp puddle and tends to think she is all that and a bag of chips. But unfortunatly the bag has a hole in it and the contents are stale, none too tasty, and just plain boring.

Why can't that red head girl marry guys her own age, she is such an old geezer skeezer.

by lucyploser March 22, 2010

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skeeters

The undefeated dodgeball champions two years and three tournaments in a row. No amount of balls to the face or broken bones can stop this undefeatable team. It took the school board three tournaments to realize the word "Skeet" (which they repeatedly said over the announcements) means to cum in the face, and upon finding out, forced the Skeeters to change their name the next tourney. It is rumored that they will call themselves "the Sea men" the following year.

"yo man those skeeters skeeted on everybody at the dodgeball tourney"

"yea i fucking told you they would, they alsways do"

by 07 June 29, 2006

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