Zaap Sitting

To be on a game, but not actually doing anything.

Originally from the French MMORPG Dofus where Zaaps are a location in game.

Person 1: You ever actually do anything in game?

Person 2: Nah, I'm too busy zaap sitting.

by SecondMan August 1, 2011

Sitting on your hands

Trying not to contact someone that you really shouldnt contact, for example: Your ex, someone you are chatting up and dont want to appear over keen to, your friends girlfriend that you have a crush on, etc.

Alludes to the thing that teachers and parents make little kids do to make sure they dont touch things they shouldnt. Literally sitting on their hands.

Dude: 'I want to text that girl I met at the club last night...'
Friend: 'Did you text her already and she didnt reply?'
Dude: 'Yes...'
Friend: 'Sit on your hands then. You know the drill.'

'I keep wanting to call my Ex, but I know I will only embarass myself'
'You should be sitting on your hands, mate'

by Tonymicjoe November 20, 2009

Phone sitting

The act of remaining seated while a nearby phone rings.

I was sitting on my ass at the computer when the phone began to ring, and I decided I was to lazy and interested to get up and answer it. To make matters more annoying; the person called back twice, and hung up at the answering machine so that a dial tone echoed throughout my house for three seconds.

"Phone sitting is hilarious."

by Ken Popov January 5, 2008

flagpole sitter

Someone who sits on top of a flag pole.

Look at that flagpole sitter!

by TimTam February 29, 2004

face sitting

When a man sits on a woman's face with his ass ("male" facesitting), or the opposite ("female" facesitting), or a man sits on another man's face with his ass ("gay" facesitting) or a woman sits on another woman's face with her ass ("lesbian" facesitting).
Usually the person under the ass licks it (an act which is called "rimming" or "rimjob").
Sometimes the man which facesits a woman also slaps her pussy for his pleasure (an act which is called "cuntslapping" or "cuntbusting").

"That big hot hunk is face sitting that girl and spanking her pussy!"

by Facesittier October 20, 2017

sittin back in the cup feelin boo

1. the act of feeling on top of the world
2. chillin
3. doing nothing...relaxin

J: "Hey Allen...what are you doing?"
A: "Hey Joy,I'm just sittin back in the cup feelin boo!"
J: "Nice..."

by joyous23 February 18, 2007

Sittin up fat

When someone has provided a luxurious lifestyle for another

KT: I saw her baby daddy at the East Side Motel spittin game on some ho. Ain't his boo Pookie?

Big Ames: No, he don't stay with her no mo. Before she blew all his scrill, she was iced out, rollin a Mercedes, and livin at his sick crib. She didn't even have no job. He had her sittin up fat.

by Amy Clemmons & Katie Foster December 14, 2008