Sideways Pornytail

It's a sex position where a guy fucks you in the ear until his penis is stuck in her ear. He lets go and let's his dick hang like a sideways ponytail

I tried to give my girlfriend a sideways Pornytail but my dick was to small and it just fell out of her ear

by Horny pony March 27, 2015

Sideways Corona Mullett

A mullett is business in the front and party (or something else) in the back. Sideways Corona Mullett (or SCM) is when you work from home with business attire on the top and something not so business like on the bottom. It works for video conference calls as long as you do not get up.

Her: Aren't you working from home today? Why are you wearing pajama pants with a shirt and tie?
Him: Sideways Corona Mullett... no one is gonna see the pants.

Him: Why are you wearing sweats with your best blouse?
Her: SCM baby.
Him: We are cutting the laundry bill in half!

by jfburke619 March 30, 2020

Sunny Sideways

When you back flip onto the woman's vagina, beat her with a frying pan, and finish it off by taping her to the bed and torching her with a flamethrower.

If you can pull of a successful Sunny Sideways, you are hereby ordained Priest of the Earth and the second coming of Jesus Christ.

by The Greener Weiner Cleaner May 13, 2018

Sideways Sandy

Participant 1 (typ. Male) prepares himself by gently massaging the tip of his penis with fine grit sandpaper whilst Participant 2 (typ. Female) prepares the empty socket (eye) by placing four drops of four loko into the empty socket. Once all preparations have been made, participants align their bodies with the head at the feet of the other participant and vice versa in the typical “69” sexual position. Once both participants are in the proper positions, you are to be fully inserted and lie still for up to 6 hours at minimum. Full sexual climax is not to be achieved.

Full sexual climax is not to be achieved for the Sideways Sandy.

by MooseBalls July 2, 2021

sideways-snuggle

A.k.a. "sideways-hug" or "right-angle cuddle". It involves first standing next to the person whom you wish to canoodle with and using just one arm and hand to gently draw him over to you so that his chest is nestled against your side, afterwhich you affectionately tilt your head over against his and soothingly knead his back and shoulder-blades with your hand.

The sideways-snuggle can also loosely refer to a pleasurable position that you assume while canoodling with someone in bed; it's basically "half-spooning" the person, whereby you are turned on your side and nestling up against your lover, but he is either face-down or lying on his back, and so you are snuggling up to his side and have one arm (and often one leg, as well) affectionately draped over him. This "partial embrace" position is often employed during semi-hot weather, where the person still wants to cuddle wif you but would be too warm if he was totally spooning with you or fully nestling against you chest-to-chest.

by QuacksO August 18, 2018

Four fingers sideways

It spells out the insult fagg explaining that you identity as that

I am a “four fingers sideways”

by Hugedicksmasher August 15, 2022

Sideways

The act of being high on x3 drugs that leave you not up not down .. Sideways

I dont like to be to high to low i like to be sideways

by Wordoffender June 4, 2018