The Sideways Monster

When you take a shit and it ends up sideways in the toilet and it won't flush so you have to attack it with a toilet plunger

"The Sideways Monster has struck again"

by Sollarr January 30, 2018

Sunny Sideways

When you back flip onto the woman's vagina, beat her with a frying pan, and finish it off by taping her to the bed and torching her with a flamethrower.

If you can pull of a successful Sunny Sideways, you are hereby ordained Priest of the Earth and the second coming of Jesus Christ.

by The Greener Weiner Cleaner May 13, 2018

Smoking SideWays

when someone says that you are smoking SideWays, that usually means that you're mind isn't clear and that you are getting annoying, crazy, or they simply don't agree with you.

Person 1: ___ was a great movie!

Person 2: you're smoking sideways or some shit dude.

by immortalgoat March 6, 2018

Falling sideways

To knock over a chess piece with your penis

I'm falling sideways

by Kwit kam April 3, 2022

right fucking sideways

Extremely drunk.
So drunk you don't know which way is up.

Bill: Hey Bob how were you at that party last night?

Bob: Dude I was right fucking sideways.

by snilly March 10, 2011

Cut the meat sideways

Wasting time doing a useless task.

Don’t cut the meat sideways and get your work done.

by JimmyDaWordsmith July 26, 2021

Four fingers sideways

It spells out the insult fagg explaining that you identity as that

I am a “four fingers sideways”

by Hugedicksmasher August 15, 2022