Swonking

The ability to suck your own dick

Billy: Is that guy swonking over there?
Jim: I think he might
Billy: Nasty

by SWONK September 16, 2014

shwankey

something that is super rad. It can really mean anything, then you gotta do the hang loose shaka hand movement ;)

Yall are shwankey af :-) hml for the one time! *shaka* or *guy falls off a ladder* me: *yells shwankey*

by Dacoolestb May 14, 2015

Shwank

A she wank, Shwank. Female mastubation.
Shwanking, shwanker, shwanked.

After receiving the dick pic she had a shwank.

by Fooie606 July 4, 2016

swonking

The action of doing something completely badass without the knowledge of being able to do so. It can happen if drunk, high, or simply really euphoric or excited.

Dude 1: Holy crap! Oh my god! Holy crap! Oh my god!
Dude 2: (To Dude 3) Jesus Christ! How many pills did he swallow?
(Dude 1 does a backflip)
Dude 3: Shit! He high AF dude, he be swonking!

by HitlerOfGrammar June 16, 2016

Shwoke

Violently waking up from a nightmare

Cameron shwoke up in a sweat after dreaming he was falling.

by Carbon Hand September 11, 2016

swonkey

used to state something thats Unreliable or untrustworthy

example 1. Oi, bruv! you should not ride that whip, ting is swonkey

example 2. Yo Kev, why are you linkin up with dem manna? they be swonkey!

by badmanchoof December 5, 2016

shwinkle winkle

The shriveling of a penis due to cold temperatures.

I got shwinkle winkle after diving in the lake.

by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin April 2, 2017