chocolate shrooms

chocolate shrooms taste hella guud and get u fuked

haha i did sum chocolate shroomsdat were as big as a strawberry and i wuz fuked fo like 6 or 7 hours or wuz it 8 .....haha and when i closed my eyes i saw kings from playing cards everywhere and dey where red and dancing and erbudys face wuz fuked erthang wuz hella trippy like a dream or sumthin .....

by Gmo-Unit August 31, 2006

shroomboy

Shroomboys are a family. They just hang out and do whatever they want, but if someone fucks with them, that someone gets fucked with, and hard. Shroomboys are typically seen wearing mushroom hats.

Jeremey: Hey, is that guy a shroomboy?
Jack: Him? Yeah, you can tell by hit mushroom hat.

by Jelli0 January 7, 2018

Shroomboy

A cultlike group of the biggest retards on Google+. Identifiable by the mushroom hat on their profile pictures, as well as having a hivemind due to their inability to think for themselves. They think they're hot shit because they're popular memers, but instead are just shitlords who are the G+ equivalent to Team 10.

Their common behaviors consist of, but aren't limited to:
-Having inflated egos
-Being e-psychopaths
-Having a borderline fascist agenda
-Spamming "FATASS" whenever someone disagrees with them (or even mentions them)
-Having 2005 4chan tier raiding skills
-Doxxing
-Leaking nudes of underage girls
-Spreading false rumors and fabricating evidence about someone being a pedophile
-Stealing copyrighted material to make shitty memes
-Threatening assualt on a pregnant woman to make her miscarry
-Insulting an unborn child
-Grasping at straws
-Having no life
-Living in their parents' basement
-Being all around scum in general
-Starting drama and attacking people in order to bring some form of sick entertainment and fulfillment to their meaningless lives
-Using Tumblr tier echo chamber methods

"I have a dream, a dream where there is a world where Shroomboys no longer exist"

--Martin Luther King Jr.

by Balder Ensamvarg June 1, 2018

shoof

Word used to describe a family member or friend that does something dumb.

Melyna fell up the stairs. She is such a shoof

by Jeremy Darlington August 10, 2008

shroomhead

a heady brah from the lot

shroomhead sold me molly once at a festival ,turns out this shit was teh flamez

by RH- shroomerite July 7, 2008

shroomish

A relatively gay or stupid person. Could also be used as an adjective. Named after the Pokemon character.

Person 1: "Why does Joe always wear those skinny jeans?"
Person 2: "I don't know. It makes him look shroomish."
Person 1: "What a shroomish."

by Mr. Gigglezz September 23, 2011

shroomy

One who is a member of a mushroom club and/or constantly subjected to kidfoh.

"So, Shroomy, what're you doing this weekend?"
"Ha, like I would have the slightest clue!"

by Sgt Draggi February 12, 2008