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Pussy Shredder 

A truely skilled man, who can do some serious damage on a woman's vagina, usually making her unable to walk, breath, or get the same satisfaction again
"Babe, before we do the dirty on your parents bed, you should know that im a natural and licensed Pussy Shredder"

Billy Two Sheds

Someone who thinks they have got something bigger and better than you have
"if i had a black cat he would have a blacker one. He's a right billy two sheds"

Shredded Asshole 

When you eat your own nails and they happen to be quite intact during digestion and then scratch the insides of of your asshole when you unload your ass and it fucking hurts.
Guy 1: Hey I got a Shredded Asshole last night!
Guy 2: Yeah... That's fucking great to know
Guy 1: But instead of hurting, it gave me an orgasm.
Guy 2: Why am I your friend?

shed baby 

Shed Baby A person who says or does something that is so stupid that you would think they were born and raised in a shed.
A girl is in a restaurant eating and says to the waitress, damn where do yall get yo chickens from. Thats the best damn chicken i ever bit on....
Thats a shed baby!!!!
Can I have a half a pound of the Black Forest Ham. which black forest did the ham come from?
Thats a Shed Baby!!!!
shed baby by thumper roho January 19, 2011

dick shed 

the fat that hangs over the belt line protecting the dick from falling beer.
"look at the dick shed on your father. i'll bet he cant see his pecker without bending over."
dick shed by chris sterling March 10, 2008

Shredding 

Shredding is a term often used by skateboarders when the pull of some sick tricks!
Jimi: Nyjah Houston Is shredding street league!
Shredding by Botiic January 7, 2015