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shmeck

1) Choppped potato jammys
2) cook
by negger April 29, 2004
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watchin' shrek

Guy A - "Hey man how was your weekend?"
Guy B - "Pretty good, parents were gone so I spent it watchin' shrek."
Guy A - "Nice."
Chick - "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WATCHIN SHREK, LOL"
Guys - "dumb bitch."
by Codeezy March 3, 2006
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Shrek

A green oger type monster featured in the film Shrek and is the main character of the movie. He marries princess fionna and lives with a donkey as well as a cat. Another name for shrek is marianna and is used to insult people.
Shrek is coming!
Omg what a shrek
by werutuku October 26, 2009
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Shrecked

Xbox Live term. A combination of the two words shredded and wrecked. Commonly used on games such as Gears of War and Gears of War 2 similar to saying "get bodied".
Get shrecked!

That kid just got ridiculously shrecked
by envhostile November 16, 2010
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Ryan Sheckler

Ryan Sheckler is a famous skateboarder who has become a sellout with his new reality show. He is a whiny bitch, but beside that fact for some reason most girls are obsessed with him because of his good looks. However in his hometown of San Clemente(the hometown of this writer)everyone at his school hates him. He has a reputation for being a huge pussy, and douschbag. Him and Tony Panici are not well liked. They are both short douchebags in which everyone is annoyed with. On halloween, they like to drive around drunk and try to hit on young freshman. The following example DID happen.
at a party while someones parents are away...

Partygoer: Hey Ryan Sheckler is all alone at the door, hes trying to get in!
Host: Lock that dumbass out!
Partygoer: Hey hes jumping the fence to your house! and Now hes in your backyard banging on your screen door!....
*Somebody writes 'no pro skateboarders allowed' and puts on screen door.
Host: haha there he goes! That pussy ryan sheckler!
by mollyyyyyyy July 3, 2008
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Shrek's ogre cock

The cock that belongs to the ogre shrek. Also know as the shrock
Holy shit imagine being slapped in the face by shrek's ogre cock
by TR4N5G3ND3R March 19, 2019
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Ryan Sheckler

The world's youngest pro-skater who has a pro shoe, who became pro at age 13. Ryan Sheckler was born in San Clemente, California (Where I live =P), a city in the southernmost part of Orange County.

This kid is also a complete asshole, faggot, and pussy. He bitches about having a hard, stressful life when he has what he needs to live without working anymore at all. 95% Everyone at my school (San Clemente High School) hates him. No one in the world knows who he really is, yet half of all girls in the world want to marry him. The example below is true.
"Dude, Ryan Sheckler got in a fight today"

"It wasn't really a fight, he got punched in the face, then ran home crying"
by Jake Groeschel May 15, 2008
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