shmeetiest

the smallest d*ck of them all

damn i heard kynton has the shmeetiest of them all

by manman’ January 15, 2022

sementary

A cementary of penises and sperms. Families go there to blow it and mourn with it and give it flowers...

sementary snjloghja

by quartz89 January 28, 2022

shmeeth

A word calling someone fat or large or obese.

Brian is such a shmeeth.

by Uncle Raymond February 28, 2022

shmeattle

the foreskin of the foreskin

john tore his shmeattle the other day!
steven what the fuck?

by 14209948 April 10, 2022

Shmeat

A shmeat is a weird way to say meat, often meaning “big meat” or “big penis” and is used when someone has a big peen

Tom: hey Tony, does nick have a big dick
Tony:he has a shmeat alright

by Helpful swinger April 20, 2022

Shmeat

Another term for someone's genitalia, usually the males.

My Shmeat has erectile disfunction

by Thaifood.com April 26, 2022

shmepty

a person or pet that is extremely cute, which instigates the pinch instinct; usually denotes that a pinch my occur as result of cuteness overload; also commonly referred to as a shmept, a shpip, or shpippy

She was such a shmepty, I had to refrain myself from pinching her.
Like at this adorable shmept!

by shpippypip May 24, 2022