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Bored Shitless

Bored to that far of a point that you cannot even find joy in doing a nice shit.
Example of being Bored Shitless
Bill:“Dude life is that boring at the moment I cannot even find joy in doing a fat shit
Ben: “Dude cunts fucked ay”
by SoBoredShitless May 24, 2018
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The Shittening

When your day is going like shit but you still don't trust it and something shittier finally goes down.
Similar to the fuckening, just fucking worse.
by Dilan K. March 20, 2019
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Adolf Shitler

When you’re fucking a girl from behind and stick your thumb in her ass. You then proceed to bring her head up next to yours all romantic like and then draw a Hitler mustache under her nose with your shitty thumb.
Gave my a girl an Adolf Shitler last night, she got pink eye.
by themenace May 5, 2021
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Honda shitline

A underappreciated Truck that everyone talks trash about because it not really not a truck it's just a weird ass four wheeler that has a built in beer cooler in the truck bed and drives smoother than your Toyota Prius
Look at Jerry in his Honda shitline you know he's gotta have at least 12 cases in the trunk
by Jefg8r April 17, 2022
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Scared shitless

When a bag bags a Gold who don't bag and realize what going on I life and won't shit because of it not even fart
They was scared shitless they were constipated for months
by THE BEAR . Husband December 12, 2022
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Scared Shitless

When you prepare for your FIRST colonoscopy by drinking the prescribed gallon of Golightly, then shit your brains out, then wait for the doctor to shove a camera a few feet up your arse. You'd best be scared, AND shitless, lest you have to repeat.
The thought of it all is way worse than the reality of it. Shit 'cher brains out and swallow your pride!
When my doctor recommended a colonoscopy I was scared shitless, and rendered shitless by the prep.
by Joe Bagadonus January 28, 2023
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Bored shitless

To be so bored that shit flies out of your ass.
Person 1: I'm so bored during this class.
Person 2: Yeah, i'm bored shitless
by anonymous April 6, 2024
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