Shimmeh Kongo

Referring to a man having oral sex with a monkey.

HOLY SHIT that guy is having A SHIMMEH KONGO!!!

by Billy f. January 14, 2008

shummershault

The act of doing a somersault while shumming. See shum.

I saw Jackie shummershault after Matt put his nut in the butt.

by Scottbox360 October 2, 2008

Shimberries

Little balls of shit that cling to the unshaven anal hair of a transvestite

Damn! I wish I could have seen the look on John's face when he was getting head in his car from that hooker in the mini skirt. He looked in the passenger side mirror up that jacked skirt and saw more shimberries than than even Rupaul could grow on a six week safari!

by Flamin' Raymond June 12, 2009

Shammered

"Shammered" is another way of describing someone who appears or is drunk.

Derived from the slang/phrase "Hammered," which also describes someone who is drunk, and the word "Shot," which, in drinking terms, describes some who is totally piss drunk "Shot," and is acting like a compete idiot because of it; therefore his mind is "shot." (Gone) (Done) (Finished) (Temporarily Fried)

Oh my god, Dom that guy is totally f*ucken "Shammered." He doesn't even know what he's doing or saying.

by Gianni Devino August 28, 2009

Shimberlyn

A fun vivacious person who loves life and lives everyday to the fullest. Never lets one person stop the quest to becoming fabulous. Smiles for days and loves God. Live the Shimberlyn way of life

Live life according to Shimberlyn

by Shimbalina February 9, 2010

Shimperific

extraordinarily great or intense with a Shimp feel.

Have you had that spaghetti it is shimperific!

by shimp1 October 20, 2011

shimmed

An act that occurs when your boss leaves you at a job site with inadequate materials or supplies and still expects you to get the job done; on a construction site, any act where a member of your crew or a past contractor leaves you in a shitty situation, usually as result of their supreme jagoffery

Polish Hammer: Hey Sweepy, can you cut a board to 32 inches for the stairs?
Sweepy: Sorry, Hammer. The boss left for New York and all he left was some shitty split wood that's gonna crack as soon as you nail it down.
Polish Hammer: Damnit! We've been shimmed!

by sweepie May 21, 2015