shiftless

a style of writing that uses only lower-case letters.

e.e. cummings wrote many of his poems in the shiftless style, using no upper-case letters at all.

by samuel ross August 24, 2005

Shifty Nipples

When a persons nipples, male or female, are uneven at an extreme angle. Usually with one being high an another low. Can be a fetish for some people, and is seen generally as a turn-on. Also known as Shifty Nips, or Aguilera Nipples.

Kyle: Hey that chick is kinda hott.

Destiny: Yeah I bet she has some shifty nipples like my boyfriend.

Kyle: Oh heck yeah, I'm about to holla at that! I'm all about those shifty nips!

Destiny: ME TOO!!!!!

by kdc13579 July 20, 2011

stick shifter

A stick approximately 8 inches long and 3/4 inch in diameter, with a gradual taper at one end of about two inches whose primary function is to replace the index finger actuated shifting mechanism in a planetary rear hub English 3-speed bicycle shifter. The tapered end of is placed between the shifter arm and the rear axle and can be moved up or down to shift the gears.

The shifter cable on the K-mart brand three-speed was frozen from years of non-use, thus requiring a stick shifter for changing gears.

by John Bigboote October 2, 2005

driving stick shift

to masterbate

G.chav : A yo where's Ray Jiga?

Arly: He said he is helping his mom...

G.chav : Hmmm so he's driving stick shift

by LasPlagas December 2, 2009

Shifter

One who has a DySfUnCtIoNaL ReLaTiOnShIp WiTh ThEiR ShIfT KeY. They think it's cool. NEWS FLASH: It's not. What, did you skip elemetary school?

Me: Hey. Whats up?
You: NoThInG MuCh. JuSt HaNgIn OuT. YoU?
Me: Ok, no. Here's a dollar. why don't you go buy your dignity back? Nobody likes a Shifter.

by MBequalsHeart November 17, 2005

Blue Shift

The increase in the frequency of starlight because of the Doppler shift. If a yellow star is moving toward you, it's light will appear slightly bluish. In outer space, blue shifted galaxies are rare. Blue shift can also be created by shrinking the space between two points via gravity or space warps.

Red shift is more common than blue shift because most objects in our expaning universe are moving away from us.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

shift the shaft

to jackoff alot before a date

DUDE! i shifted the shaft before banging jessie last night... it made me stay up for an extra 10 minutes!

by karli May 13, 2005