Shift at Thorntons

A way of telling people you need to defecate quite a lot of matter without being overly disgusting.

Hey guys I will be right back, got a shift at Thorntons.

by Welshasian February 22, 2012

shift bat

A sheet of paper or card that gives a bus driver their routes, times and running information (such as sign-on and off times, meal break times, bus type) for the shift they are allocated.

Henry the bus driver collected his shift bat from the depot at the beginning of his shift.

by Bob747438 February 28, 2021

shift 2.0

Reference from a car commercial. Basically meaning to get a new view on things and abandon old school thinking on a certain subject; to shift into a new mode of thought.

Dude, get with the program: Hello, shift 2.0?

by Guido1 May 29, 2008

shifted records

shifted records is daddy newgen 🤤🤤🤤

agramane: wow omg shifted record the hot newgen
shiftedrecords: sup baby girl 🤤🤤🤤
shifted records is hot

by NOTshiftedrecords January 28, 2022

Shift-pity

The expression of fake sorrow for another person having a horrible work schedule

“I’m working graveyard on weekends now.” “Oh, that’s rough. I don’t know how you do it.” “I don’t need your shift-pity.”

by PdmHillsboro April 17, 2020

skin shift

An extension of the asshole that has an inverse relationship with the penis like a slinky, where the anus is protruding and the penis is flacid, or the penis is erect and anus is retracted. In relaxed state the anus appears prolapsed.

To avoid embarrassment, Q skin shift his rectum away from the public eye.

by Your fly is open November 21, 2017

B-Shift

Fire Service term used to describe one of the three rotating shifts in a fire department work schedule A,B,C. It can apply to either a 24on/48off or a 48on/96off work schedule. B-Shift is universally recognized throughout the North American fire service as the worst shift on the department. It is typically made up of an all star cast of fuck-ups, fucktards,weirdos, and ass bags that have no business being in the fire service. Poor leadership is at the core of this band of derelicts and B-Shift typically has the highest number of 220's in the service. (220 meaning on the dept. 2 min but acting like they have been there 20 years.) B-Shift typically fucks up on a regular basis and cannot follow simple directions. The basis of many department SOP's and SOG's that come out are usually because of one of these incompetent ass clowns. The Benny Hill theme song should be played over the station alerting system in place of tones when these dip shits catch a run. B shifters are well known for constantly complaining and crying about useless bull shit especially with regard to fuel and def in the rig. They love to write in the station log book all the wonderful things they claim to have done during their shift when in reality they just half assed through it or it never happened.

C shifter 1: "Why is there piss all over the floor in front of the urinal and the kitchen floor feels like honey has been spilled all over it?"
C shifter 2: "Fucking B-shift, those dip shits again"

by Chachbag51 December 15, 2022