A mud shark is any white girl who, due to peculiarities in her psyche, dates only black men. There are two distinct types of mud sharks: ....but there's a third.
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Type I Mud Sharks (the most common) are fat girls with little or no education who, rather than dating a white guy from the bottom of the heap, go for a mid range or low-end black man.
Type II Mud Sharks (less common) are good-looking girls (usually blonde) who are trying to make a statement by dating a black man. Usually type II's are trying to make daddy mad.
Type III Mud Sharks (now off the endangered species list) are MOSTLY girls with education who, are dating or married to a white guy majority are good-looking girls who are not trying to make a statement by secretly dating a black man. Usually type III's are not going public with this achievement and especially not trying to make daddy mad. AND WILL TAKE THIS TOO THEIR GRAVE!!!!
The most common Type III are teachers, bank tellers, bartenders, nurses, cheating wives, military spouses,single moms, Glifs, and the Queen of ♠️
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Type I Mud Sharks (the most common) are fat girls with little or no education who, rather than dating a white guy from the bottom of the heap, go for a mid range or low-end black man.
Type II Mud Sharks (less common) are good-looking girls (usually blonde) who are trying to make a statement by dating a black man. Usually type II's are trying to make daddy mad.
Type III Mud Sharks (now off the endangered species list) are MOSTLY girls with education who, are dating or married to a white guy majority are good-looking girls who are not trying to make a statement by secretly dating a black man. Usually type III's are not going public with this achievement and especially not trying to make daddy mad. AND WILL TAKE THIS TOO THEIR GRAVE!!!!
The most common Type III are teachers, bank tellers, bartenders, nurses, cheating wives, military spouses,single moms, Glifs, and the Queen of ♠️
by MUD SHARK LUVER August 06, 2018
Doing an older woman from behind while holding her head under water in a bathtub filled with salt water, so that the motion creates waves and splashing.
Dude, that girl was not into me but I gave her grandma the dusty shark. We were having so much fun she nearly drowned.
by Jailhouse Nancy April 03, 2008
The precise moment when you know a program, band, actor, politician, or other public figure has taken a turn for the worse, gone downhill, become irreversibly bad, is unredeemable, etc.; the moment you realize decay has set in.
by M. R. Traska August 28, 2005
Its when you look at someone in the eyes, and you can just tell that there is nothing there, or they just look right through you, like you're prey. Sociopaths are said to show this trait, as well as some mentally handicapped. Check out photos of charlie manson, john wayne gacey, any of those serial killers.
by blaukuh July 11, 2013
Mighty risky.
From a Space Ghost episode called "Old Kentucky Shark." The quotation is:
"A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer."
From a Space Ghost episode called "Old Kentucky Shark." The quotation is:
"A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer."
by Jeff Moore March 12, 2003
by Smurfmanny July 31, 2008
I just saw your girl just check out a black dude... is she a mud shark?
I don't think so, she said she never hooked up with a black guy.
I guess she's a shark gazer then, you should dump her before she turns into a mud shark.
I don't think so, she said she never hooked up with a black guy.
I guess she's a shark gazer then, you should dump her before she turns into a mud shark.
by thisisnotJG July 04, 2010