shanabang

spoiled brat with small tits. can be seen in alley ways smoking crack- cocaine and talking to herself. interested in athletes (hockey/ bball players) or the rest of the male population. possibly has a child, and/ or a husband in columbia who supplies her drugs.

shanabang: "hey guys im going on a trip for 2 months!"
(this really means: " hey guys i will be in rehab for the next 2 months!")

shanabang: "hey daddy what does having a job mean? can i have 1 million dollars and a sparkling pink pony?!"

by xxxkam March 4, 2011

Shanking

the practice of excreting and masturbating simultaneously

"Excuse me waiter, could you please prepare my bill - I have a busy evening of shanking planned"

by JDL1234567890 July 1, 2005

Shinking

When you're lying on the couch in an awkward and uncomfortable position but you can't be bothered turning over.

Origin: The word comes from the swedish word 'skinka' (meaning ham). Ham is slaughtered pig, and being slaughtered can't be very comfortable at all.

-"Man, my back hurts"
-"Why?"
-"I spent the whole evening shinking in front of the TV, I think my spine is twisted"

by Informalskin March 14, 2008

shinking

to think in the shower

verb: shinking
adverb: shinked
noun: shink
adjective: shinker

I was feeling the water dribble down my back as I was shinking wondering what clothes felt like opposed to what we felt like in them

by red hair babe September 12, 2017

shaking hands with the clock

To Not have enough time in a day or running way behind time.

I need to get my house ready for winter Im “shaking hands with the clock

by Crazy Coffe drinking puppy November 4, 2017

P'shankin

To offend someone greatly,can mean anything you want.

Dude! I got totally P'shanked last night!
That party was P'shankin'!
Quit being such a P'shank Cindy!

by Autumn-Radical January 3, 2008

faux shankin

the term used for ghetto way or half ass way of doing things.

Dude your car is so faux shankin, what did u do fix it with duck tape again?

by urbanwordhunter April 11, 2010