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Shakira

A Shakira is An Amazing singer. She is the most BEAUTIFUL women alive. Her hips don't lie and she can make a bad mood turn great when she sings. Everybody should love a Shakira. If you ever get the chance to meet a Shakira beware because she is very energetic but has a tinge of sassyness to her. Watch out because she will draw you into her majestic spell.
Chris: Whoah man who is the Amazing girl over there her voice is out of this world.
Milan: That's Shakira, Watch out you'll fall under her spell :)
by UltimateShakiraFangirl January 18, 2014
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Shakira Shahira

She got an double S in her name like sassy sassy And the best part she is hottest and beautiful creature in the world cause she is Shakira Shahira, she kill people with her Smile and her pure heart, a very strong person and fun person. She Dont Lie And Her Hips Dont Lie

"Shakira Shakira Everyone is Chasing You"

"Dont Smile I'm Dying With The Beautyness"
by Ashley Cash April 23, 2018
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Shakira

Sexy has a big personality goes to a quior always wears bows never gets into that much trouble mostly hangs around with boys and always plays hard to get quite a girl or tomboy at times if depends loves a laugh around has two sides good and bad and is easy to fall for loving kind (sometimes )and loves a laugh (I'm not talking about the singer shakira)
Me:Wow she's a real shakira
Shniqua :yeah right everything's perfect about her
by S G CRUSH May 2, 2018
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Shakeya

She is some what smart, but boy don't she have some flaws. In 9th grade when her teacher gave her a B-, Shakeya followed her home and took a shit on her teacher's car and rubbed it all over her windows and car handles. She then proceeded to whip out her fat chode and pissed in the windshield cleaner section. Shakeya is also a BADDIE with a FATTIE. She has great talent and potential. She can fart and burp for a while 3 minutes straight! Now thats impressive. Hed biggest strength is walking around on all 4s with her dog for what she calls " fuzzy bonding". Whatever tf that means. She also goes out with the galls and goes to the Sports Arena. The one thing I dont understand is how they all like eachothers hair and instead of order a glass of water or a beer, they suck on eachothers nipples
I'm sorry Shakeya, but I may be barking uo the wrong tree
by Pugeebis February 23, 2022
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Bacon Shaker

A term for when a female slips her hand in a males front pocket, grabs the penis and shakes it.
The girl near the bar looks really kinky, I bet she is a "Bacon Shaker".
by jtumas January 12, 2010
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terd shaker

one whos hand is so far up your ass they are shaking hands with your shit...

being nosey
yo, why are you up in my biz you terd shaker

i didnt know dustin plays with booty ... terd shakin ass bo bo

omg, i just gave his girl a terd shake.
by wreckless rick August 20, 2011
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Paper Shaker

A paper shaker is a person who always seems to be busy at work but doesn't get anything done.

Paper shakers will arrive to work early and leave late to create the image that they are always working. Paper shakers exhibit all the worst examples of presenteeism. They will work when sick to make a show of it.

A paper shaker will prescribe more work as the cure for whatever ails any project. This sermonizing will never result in any new actions or change on their part. Paper shakers already see themselves as working harder than everyone else.

Don't confuse a paper shaker with a hustler. A paper shaker may see themselves as a hustler and try to create this impression. They might have a coffee mug or t-shirt that says some catchphrase like "always hustlin'" for example. At heart, they are lazy sycophants.

The term "paper shaker" comes from the idea that they always have some "proof of work" handy. Vampire hunters carried garlic to ward off evil and paper shakers have busy work to ward off actual work.

Dealing with paper shakers from a management perspective is simple. Once identified, check in with them often. Set goals with them and see where they land. Ask them what they are working on and direct them away from their own busy work. This should keep paper shaking to a minimum.
The paper shakers in HR thinks everyone should work 3.5 more hours a week to hit our targets.

Tim is such a paper shaker, what does that guy even do?

Upper management is all paper shakers, they come in early and go home late but have nothing to show for it.
by SearchFHG December 21, 2017
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