Seem seem

Seem seem is a funny way to say semen.

My seem seem went up her nose. Who knew she was a sticker.

by Snot nose May 13, 2008

semi-formal

Wearing slacks and a button down shirt. No need for a jacket or tie.

I'm glad this party is a semi-formal party, I can't afford a jacket or a tie!

by DJ Yeyo September 22, 2006

seeing each other

when the guy doesnt have the balls to tell the girl he only wants to have fun, and doesnt want a relationship, so he tells the girl they are 'seeing eachother'

girl- whats going on with us then?
guy- erm, im not ready for a relationship...
girl- then what do you want?
guy- why dont we just see each other for a while and see how it goes?
girl- so were seeing each other?
guy- yeah

by hanhan2100 December 7, 2012

You Seem Nice

In online discussions, this generally means, "WTF is wrong with you?"

JohnBircher: blogs like this show the filth of our society since we threw G-D out of our schools microchip cards let the GOVERMENT track you NUMBER OF THE BEAST!1! blood moon terrorist FEMA camps SATAN reaps our children in target bathrooms ..... repent now or suffer LAKE OF FIRE
starthief: You seem nice.

by ShifterCat May 26, 2016

semi-sex

coitus which is stopped in the middle before ejaculation takes place; coitus which is not accompanied by ejaculation at the end. The male partner deliberately or otherwise withdraws his penis from his partner's vagina while still engaged in the sex. This act will deprive both the partners of enjoyment of orgasm.

Semi-sex is an incomplete sex.

by uttam maharjan March 22, 2010

Semi-rection

When a man sees some-one hot and gets a half erection
When your penis grows bigger but it doesnt go upwards like a normal erection and is therefore a half erection giving the name semi-rection

Dude 1: Man that girls hot!
Dude 2: Shes ayt ive only got a Semi-rection

Dave: Man my balls are so small so im going to try to get a Semi-rection to make it look bigger.

by Superjordz September 10, 2007

semi-sick

When you're too sick to operate normally but not sick enough to skip school/work. Symptoms include: excessive sneezing, runny nose,sore throat, headache, etc.

"Dude you look terrible"
"Yeah... I feel pretty bad"
"Then go home and get some rest"
"Can't I'm only semi-sick"

by i feel terrible right now March 22, 2010