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Secret Panda

When you’re fucking your girl doggystyle against a window facing outside, but you need to take a break, so you secretly have your bro slide in. Then you run outside and wave at your girl through the window.
Bro, you down to secret panda my girl tonight?
by Syd Hengy March 23, 2019
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secret soda

When you ask for a cup at a fast food restaurant so you can get water at the soda fountain, but later get soda instead. For paranoid types, this usually works best with clear sodas, like Mountain Dew or Ginger Ale.
Dude, why is your water bubbling?

That's not water, man....it's secret soda!
by Carbonation Jane July 1, 2012
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Secret Desert

Yo, you got any secret deserts?

Yeah, Deca-Dence.

Sick.
by Dick Chumeny July 18, 2020
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Secret shopper

Another name for a mystery shopper.

Basically people who are sent to shops, restaurants or other places, to act as regular customers and give a report of their experience at the end of the day. Their work is very confidential since “their cover is not supposed to be blown” in any way while on a job, as this would defeat the purpose.

Their services are usually needed by companies and business who are looking to evaluate their customer service performance mostly.
I’m really excited about my new secret shopper job!

Being a secret shopper is like being an undercover FBI agent.
by Jozéy January 1, 2021
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secret starfish

My secret starfish is on fire after eating all that Taco Hell.
by Secretstarfish February 16, 2017
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Secret Sipper

An alcoholic that sneaks a drink when they think no one is looking. Usually hides bottles all around the house so they can get a drink whenever they need it.
“I think I smell alcohol on his breath it’s like 7:30 in the morning. Ohh he’s got bottles hidden all over the place, he’s a Secret Sipper”
by Capt_Quint October 8, 2015
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Secret question

- Noun
1. A question that may have a secret answer in which the answering party may choose to answer or not without repercussion.
by Snickers1988 January 3, 2012
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