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Selena Gomez

One of the most beautiful, talented, amazing girls in the world. She's sweet, a good role model, has a gorgeous voice and a gorgeous, sexy face and body. She's what every girl wants to be and what every guys wants to be with. She's the definition of awesome.
I'd so go lesbian for Selena Gomez.

Damn, I'd fuck Selena Gomez any day.
by K.Bot Beatstar July 2, 2011
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Selena Hoebag

A female that performs oral intercourse at girl scout camp, and other places of publicness.
Dude shit man...that girl is a total selena hoebag, she sucked my dick in the woods yesterday for like two hours...WHILE THE GIRL SCOUTS WERE WATCHING!
by Cooper Mead January 29, 2008
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Seen many mango seasons

A polite way of saying that a woman is mature or not disclosing her age. Mostly a Southern expression.
Sir, I am quite aware of what I am doing; I have seen many mango seasons.

Traditionally, we love to spend the last Sunday in the year reflecting with those who have seen many mango seasons and who, by their own longevity, offer us the hope of living the good life the way it ought to be done.
by UrbaneGypsy March 6, 2009
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As Seen On Tv

Translated: Junk to clutter your living space such as mops, pet hair removers, brooms, plastic exercise equipment and ugly bras. This crap is targeted to the old folks, the unemployed, and women who call in sick to work market, who watch television in the mid morning and after 2am.
Huge font advertising on boxes of clearance items in Walmart "As Seen On TV"!
by KImCobain July 30, 2017
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The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen

Phrase: Used sarcastically in reply after someone tells you a personal story that was overall stupid, uninteresting and hard to follow;

said in order to imply that the story would only be funny if you were there to witness/experience
Person 1: "... Then the girl was all like "At least I didn't do this and such!" and then I was like "No, you don't get it like that. It's like this you bitch! HAHA!" It was seriously so funny, like you have no idea!"
Person2: "Wow that is The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen."
by hansonpaulsey November 15, 2009
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seent

when someone has seen your facebook message, because it says they seen it at a certain time, you would usually only have to use it if they had seen it and they have not responded, you would use seent; Pretty much the same as saw, but directly related to a fb message.
"I know you seent my message at 21:35, it's been 7 hours and you ain't got shit to say, acting like you ain't seent it.
by CRo12985 March 23, 2014
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sebesta

a bitchy move followed by an unneccesary thankyou
"this home work is five minutes late, i will not except this thank you" said my teacher, "wow that was a total sebesta" I mumble
by jimlicks December 30, 2009
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