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secret shag

A woman or man you have casual sex with but don't wish to brag about
"Hey bro Fat Susan said you laid her last week", "ok yes I did, I was totally pissed , the bottom line is I'd prefer to keep her as a secret shag"
by Big Jack's Bollocks July 21, 2017
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Secret Panda

When you’re fucking your girl doggystyle against a window facing outside, but you need to take a break, so you secretly have your bro slide in. Then you run outside and wave at your girl through the window.
Bro, you down to secret panda my girl tonight?
by Syd Hengy March 23, 2019
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Secret soviet

This is when shove an open bottle of vodka in someones ass!
Hey nickolai, last night i gave my girl a secret soviet.
by GENERAL_GNOME April 11, 2021
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Secret England

The act of turning off a cars headlights and driving in the left lane at night.
Hey man, I passed someone else playing secret England. Shit was cool
by Uaht039 September 16, 2021
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Secret shopper

Another name for a mystery shopper.

Basically people who are sent to shops, restaurants or other places, to act as regular customers and give a report of their experience at the end of the day. Their work is very confidential since “their cover is not supposed to be blown” in any way while on a job, as this would defeat the purpose.

Their services are usually needed by companies and business who are looking to evaluate their customer service performance mostly.
I’m really excited about my new secret shopper job!

Being a secret shopper is like being an undercover FBI agent.
by Jozéy January 1, 2021
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secret starfish

My secret starfish is on fire after eating all that Taco Hell.
by Secretstarfish February 16, 2017
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Secret Desert

Yo, you got any secret deserts?

Yeah, Deca-Dence.

Sick.
by Dick Chumeny July 18, 2020
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