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A Scat Wank involves the "wanker" convering their penis and testicles(maybe even whole body if desired) in faeces. Then they should "rub one out" so to speak with ones fallus covered in excrement.
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Male 1: "Yo dude, have you heard of this new craze which has hit America?"
Male 2: *Shocked expression* "Wow what is that?"
Male 1: "It's called scat wanking."
Voice over: "Scat wanking is avalable for anyone wherever they are...but if you go to an organised party forget Bring Your Own Beer the new phrase is 'Bring Your Own Shit'"
Small Print- * We (The Government) do not hold responsibility for Aids contracted in the pool, from shit dick or from a scat wank.
Male 1: "Yo dude, have you heard of this new craze which has hit America?"
Male 2: *Shocked expression* "Wow what is that?"
Male 1: "It's called scat wanking."
Voice over: "Scat wanking is avalable for anyone wherever they are...but if you go to an organised party forget Bring Your Own Beer the new phrase is 'Bring Your Own Shit'"
Small Print- * We (The Government) do not hold responsibility for Aids contracted in the pool, from shit dick or from a scat wank.
by Spongy_Liver November 25, 2007
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by Lucky77LT October 1, 2010
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that shit be nice asf wassup b i gotchu homiesexual i can fuck with that
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that shit be nice asf wassup b i gotchu homiesexual i can fuck with that
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by Gianna's a trap September 6, 2018
Get the scat porn mug.A scat baby is the shit of a man who has previously eaten another man's shit. The idea is that guys who love shit sexually will eat other men's shit. Eating the other man's shit is like the conception. The eater is pregnant with the shit pregnancy usually for 24 hours or when he digests and shits out the other man's shit.
Scat babies are basically recycled shit passed through more than one man's digestive system.
Scat babies are basically recycled shit passed through more than one man's digestive system.
"I ate John's huge turd log. Then I ate Emilio's hard shit. I was now pregnant with two scat babies."
"I had held onto my scat babies for 24 hours. They had worked through my guts and were like hard bricks trying to force their way out of my anus."
"I had held onto my scat babies for 24 hours. They had worked through my guts and were like hard bricks trying to force their way out of my anus."
by jaylbayt October 21, 2009
Get the scat babies mug.the shear pleasure of having shit either poured all other you or having it almost shot at you. Quite rough to be honest.
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by cky212 January 30, 2008
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