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safety cereal game rules 

This game is the same as the safety game, but instead of just touching the doorknob after you flatulate and being called upon by another person, you have to also have to name 5 cereals, all different. The person whom called upon you may still hit you as you name the 5 cereals.
Naming 5 cereals....froot loops, coco puffs, captain crunch, lucky charms, etc.
The safety cereal game rules shouldnt be that hard to understand.
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Safety Boy 

A term used by gay men who do not use protection while having sexual encounters in public or semi public places to describe men who use condoms.
At the last second he unwrapped a condom and put it on, I didn't know he was a Safety Boy, but if that's what he wants, its OK with me.
Safety Boy by Danny-bear January 25, 2010

Safety Belt 

A cuddling term used when spooning where the person in back wraps their top arm around the other person, about at the waist. This resembles a seat belt, or safety belt.

This is most common coupled with spaghettiing and they make a perfect, relaxing pair.
K: How was last night with Johnny?
C: Amazing. After everything we cuddled, and I got to wear my safety belt *winks*
K: I love it when my boyfriend does that to me!
Safety Belt by Kakillia March 12, 2011

Safety Dance 

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine

Say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come
From out of this world
Leave the real one far behind

And we can dance
Or sing

We can go when we want to
Night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat
From our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry

Say, we can act if we want to
If we don't, nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile

And say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance
They're doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance
Safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Ah yes, the safety dance
We can dance if we want to
We've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right

I say, we can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Because your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine

I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance

Oh well, the safety dance
Ah yes, the safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Oh yes, the safety dance
Oh, the safety dance, yeah
Well, it's the safety dance
It's the safety dance
Well, it's the safety dance
Well, it's the safety dance
Oh, it's the safety dance
Oh, it's the safety dance
Safety Dance by Death Menace February 6, 2023

safety date 

A girl who'll go out with a gay guy who's not out to anyone else, because she knows he's safe and because he can use her to maintain his "straight" persona.

Also:

A guy who'll go out with a lesbian girl who's not out to anyone else, because she knows he's safe and because she can use him to maintain her "straight" persona.
"Hey, take a look, Kyle brought a girl to the dance! I thought he was gay."
"He's gay, she's his safety date."
"Cool."
safety date by colinian October 28, 2006

safety dance 

When two people fist each other at the same time. It is named after the twisting two-arm dance motion from the Men Without Hats video of the same name.
Jennifer and Michael take "give and take" to amazing levels. They do the safety dance every Wednesday and Sunday now.
safety dance by 575 October 16, 2009

safety deposit box

"Girl I wanna put all my sperm, in your safety deposit box..."