Swallowing dust

When a female performs oral sex on a man over the age of sixty.

Tina got promoted after swallowing dust all summer.

by ticklepanties August 6, 2013

Swallow a joke book

To describe when a person is humorous for a lengthy period of time.

Everything that guy said was funny, did he swallow a joke book or something?!?

Also can be replaced by 'dictionary' for someone who says words that no-one understands.

by alimccarley October 9, 2008

Sheet Swallowing

A common form of BDSM where the male ejaculates onto the bed sheet, then proceeds to shove the ejaculated on sheet into her mouth using his penis. She then sucks the semen off of the bed sheet.

Natalie and her boyfriends favourite thing to do in bed is sheet swallowing.

by Corbinbigdick March 9, 2015

first come second swallow

A hybrid, progressive form of "first come first serve" where the second person literally gets the short end of the stick and has to swallow.

OVERCONFIDENT GUY: "Alright ladies, I'll be in the break room waiting. Remember it's first come second swallow." Overconfident guy pretends to fire his make believe guns at the two girls then walks away with a dumb grin on his face. Girl #1 turns to her friend. GIRL #1: "More like, last one in tastes the rotten eggs." The girls laugh and high five... missing each other's hand of course.

by Terio Marin May 28, 2016

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.

Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

by ultrasupernectar2 October 8, 2012

Swallow

The opposite of a choke.

"Dude, I hit this chick up and she says that she wants to hookup!"
"Sweet man, that's a total swallow"

by GimmeYopMeMama October 21, 2018

Suck and Swallow

A name for "certain establishment" also known as Steak and Shake, this is the more secluded version of the chain, found only off of the interstate, and select towns in Arkansas, look out, as your cousin may work there

Man, I had a great lunch at the "Suck and swallow"

by Xander Fei July 22, 2006