Travis Stever

The awesome guitar (lead guitarist) from Coheed and Cambria. He also has a side project called the Fire Deuce and the little known English Panther.

I don't know, I don't remember- Travis Stever (off of the special edition of Good Apollo)

by Person that stole my name May 17, 2006

Steven Seagal

A very powerful man, one so powerful he beats his three wives for fun. Has hair the likes one has never seen; it resembles matted down beaver hair that never moves, even when fighting on top of a train or running around in the Alaskan wilderness. Currently weighing in at a cool 400 pounds, he doesn't have to actually fight anymore, just wave his hands and all have broken necks or arms. He dresses to kill in all black, which does not hide his bulky ass. No acting skills are required; all that is needed is to have a dick in your throat and be able to mumble "Mission Accomplished". In order to kill like Seagal, you must be able to slide for 20 minutes without a running start and shoot your enemies at the same time, even on the flatest of surfaces. (No reloading is required, your ammo is endless).
Every movie is made with his character having the name "John", "Jack", or "Casey". In order to write a plot for a Seagal movie, all you must do is have him a) be a cop, b) a mercenary or c) an ex-serviceman. Then Seagal must either save a sub, a town, a nuclear warhead, the environment, or all of the above. He must do battle with Columbian druglords, terrorists, or environmental evildoers. Then Seagal ultimately saves the day, and ends the movie with a snazzy one-liner. While the credits are rolling, you could have him strumming one of his guitars, and singing a jaunty little number.

I totally Steven Seagalled that guy; Mission Accomplished.

I am Steven Seagal...someone has to take out the garbage.

I tried it with my girlfriend, she said "mission accomplished, all the way in".

by Mandy Broad September 22, 2007

steven strait

Actor who plays in "The Covenant". Absolutely drop-dead gorgeous. Plays one of the 5 sons of Ipswich. Sex master

If only he was Steven Strait...

by tawnie :D June 17, 2008

No Steve

What you say to someone when they are good at what they do, but not as good as the best.

"NO SIR! You are definitely no Steve."

by Phylomatic October 16, 2006

Steve Wilkos

any bald guy that acts tough and cool around others.

"Did you see that bartender that cut off serving me tequila shots, he got all Steve Wilkos on me when I wouldn't leave."

by KillerMongaloid November 1, 2009

steve irwin

1. australian tv personality known for his often-dangerous crocodile-related antics. is the star of the show 'the croc hunter' and is known to utter such catchphrases as 'crikey!' 'my, he's a large one', and the ever-popular 'let's follow 'im!'

2. the head of the Metro Toronto Police major events liason team. This cop is known for two things: 1) for being excessively snarky towards toronto activists, and 2) looking almost exactly like the croc hunter.

1. the croc plunged into the filthy marsh water with steve irwin's left leg in its jaws. the croc hunter gritted his teeth, trying to ignore the massive blood loss, and turned to the camera. he paused for a split second.

"let's follow him!"

2. cops are pricks, and that steve irwin fellow is a prime example, at times even approachingthe dictionary definition of "weenie".

by mic tyson November 19, 2004

steven slater

Patron Saint of Flight Attendants

Steven Slater, upon being hit in the face by a customer's overhead luggage, became psychotically enraged. He then shouted expletives at passengers, opened the door, triggered the emergency exit warnings, grabbed two beers from the beverage cart, and made his escape down the inflatable slide onto the runway. He was arrested while having sex later.

His tirade was immediately discussed on the social media. He is a leading authority on how to quit a job.

by Diego Mendez August 12, 2010