Sour Flour

(N):
Before fucking a fat girl, you must first throw flour onto her body to find the wet spot. Proceed to fuck her, then scrape the flour into a container and use to make delicious foods.

Ex. Pussy pastries

Cunt Cakes

Clit Crepes

Extra sourdough bread

Snatch Chicken

Fried Chicken
Yo man I used that sour flour to make some pussy pancakes this morning. They were finger lickin' good.
by BurnBros August 29, 2012
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sour mom

when your feeling extra salty, being a jerk.
damn shes a sour mom. Cheer Up Woman!!! " No coffee this morning equals sour mom now"
by jeffdog squirelllover April 23, 2015
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Sour beans

Chucky piss, that comes from the butt, or bottom hole.
Hey man, did you see those sour beans last night?! SICK.
by I love bearded taco. January 30, 2011
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Sour Monkey

When you let body fluids ferment over several years. Then force some random suspect to drink it.
This weekend do you want to sour monkey a hobo?
by that Mitch tho June 06, 2021
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Sour Mash

When the semen used from a previous jerk session is used as the lube for following session. Derived from the definition used in the whiskey making process.
So I wanted to rub it again after I was finished but I ran out of lube. Had to use a sour mash.
by miguel123 January 06, 2014
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Sour Dick

When a male genitalia penetrates the anal cavity to such an extent inwhich it passes through the hydrochloric acid contained within the stomach which then reaches to the oral orifice of the receiver such that the reciever is able to taste the "sour dick"
Ex 1- Doug knew he had only seconds to live when he could taste the "sour dick"

Ex 2- Tyrone surely rustled Maria's jimmies when he whispered in her ear "I'm gonna lay the 'sour dick' upon your tight ass" *Maria's funeral was held 2 days later*
by Cap'n Ric the Dic January 15, 2017
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sour turnup

When your doing your woman, who has a yeast infection, then you pull out and she finishes you in her mouth.
I gave it to bertha when she had a yeast infection, but I pulled out and finished in her mouth, she said it tasted like a sour turnup.
by Meatymanjosua November 27, 2016
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