smurfed

Means fucked. Etymologically derived from the fact that the word fuck is used as all parts of speech. For example, "I'm going to fucking fuck your fuck-nut face up you fuckity fuck-wad." Similarly, Smurfs would use Smurf with the same versatility. For example, "Gargamel, I'm going to smurfing smurf your smurfing smurf-nosed face, and then smurf your cat Azriel."

Person1: So you really like this guy?
Person2: Yeah, he's not insane, smart, has a job, and he smurfed me like a school-girl.

by scott trowbridge July 8, 2006

Purple Smurf

A smurf that was bitten on the tail by a G'nap fly. Turns purple, and hops around yelling "G'nap g'nap!!" Bites other smurfs on the tail, which also turn purple.

G'nap g'nap!! G'nap g'nap!!

by napper August 14, 2004

slurry

Slut in a Hurry

She's even desperate for a Slurry

by Tim March 24, 2004

Scurrage

To frantically root for something.

Related to scurry.

She scurraged through those menus to grab the cake.

by Lou Pridding October 17, 2008

Smurf Shit

Slang for Blue Tack

Smurf Shit doesn't come out easily if left for ages.

by Endless Vertigo December 21, 2008

Dingle Smurf

When a male jerks off onto a pile of fresh blueberries and gives it to his girlfriend to eat.

Guy: "I made you this Dingle Smurf's babe"
Girl: "You're so great. Thank you"

by Tom Jickes March 4, 2009

skurred

An extreme state of fear

Look at Lloyd, hes so skurred but I'm not, I aint never skurred.

by Unit02 July 7, 2007