Occurring most often in female public restrooms with an excess of stalls (i.e. truckstop, mall), this is the act of checking each stall for one that is void of anything in, on, or around the toilet. Most likely ends in settling for the least disgusting stall, or waiting for an occupied stall to become available.
John: What took you so long, I thought you only had to "pee real quick"?
Cindy: I did, but I had to do a two minute stall shuffle before I could find one that was clean enough to go in.
Cindy: I did, but I had to do a two minute stall shuffle before I could find one that was clean enough to go in.
by rhymeswithdanana May 3, 2009
Get the stall shuffle mug.A dance in which you tiwst the body with arms extended in front, bent at the elbows, palms up.
As made famous by Michael Singer, Gov'mint Teacha.
As made famous by Michael Singer, Gov'mint Teacha.
Guy 1: "Dude you see me do the singer shuffle in the pit last night?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah! Nice Singer would be proud."
Guy 2: "Hell yeah! Nice Singer would be proud."
by Shagmeister October 13, 2009
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When a stupid person purposely procrastinates and wastes your time because they can't decide what to do.
by CapnSpaulding October 12, 2012
Get the asshole shuffle mug.A situation where two people are walking at each other, and keep moving out of the way in the same direction, leaving both parties unable to continue walking.
by DPDough November 18, 2011
Get the Gentleman's Shuffle mug.1. a. That tentative, short-stepped walk from the urinal to the stall. b. A not-so-optimistic sliding of one's feet along the shortest imaginary line between a urinal and a stall so as to confirm or deny the presence of shart residue.
Pronunciation: \shärt shuffle\
Function: noun
Etymology: In Urban Detroit in the early 21st century, an unfortunate incident occurred in the non-executive restroom. The incident remained nameless for decency's sake until the victim of the aforementioned Shart ended up stuck in traffic that evening. Date: Late 2007
Pronunciation: \shärt shuffle\
Function: noun
Etymology: In Urban Detroit in the early 21st century, an unfortunate incident occurred in the non-executive restroom. The incident remained nameless for decency's sake until the victim of the aforementioned Shart ended up stuck in traffic that evening. Date: Late 2007
1. If I thought my day had been rough so far, I was in for a surprise as I shook my head and did the shart shuffle. Again.
2. There I was, five minutes before the big interview, doing the shart shuffle. Awesome.
2. There I was, five minutes before the big interview, doing the shart shuffle. Awesome.
by Randolph Scott November 28, 2007
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Get the Lehighton Shuffle mug.1. The act of sexually arousing a female by completely inserting one (or more) fingers into her vagina, i.e. the third knuckle.
2. The act of sexually arousing a man by the use of the hand, i.e. handjob.
2. The act of sexually arousing a man by the use of the hand, i.e. handjob.
1. When I went to drop off Suzie last night she started blowing me and she squirted all over my leather seats doing the third knuckle shuffle!
2. Maria and I were watching TV, and she wouldn't let me get into her panties but she did the third knuckle shuffle on me.
2. Maria and I were watching TV, and she wouldn't let me get into her panties but she did the third knuckle shuffle on me.
by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003
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