Gooch Slapper

A song so good, it has a physical effect on the body. It slaps the gooch.

Gin and Juice is such a great song! Total gooch slapper.

by CyanideCastro August 17, 2011

Donkey Slapper

1. A slutty girl with a fat ass. (Noun)
2. A guy who likes easy chicks with a fat ass. (Noun)
3. Jerking off a guy with a huge cock. (verb)

1. My that girl is such a donkey slapper.

2. Dude, stop donkey slapping before you get a disease.

3. Girl, why you go ahead and donkey slap that thing.

by Ame Sabishii August 14, 2007

The Slapper

When a straight guy slaps another straight guys ass at a slumber party.

Harry pulled off the slapper at Andrew's slumber party.

by Jonta October 14, 2005

knee slapper

A blunt that is so large, or otherwise so potent, a hit causes you to slap your knee and say "GAH'DAM."

We's burnin knee slappers in this bitch.

by The Pizza Man April 20, 2006

Boot Slapper

Soldiers must dig a 12" cat hole with their entrenching tool to defecate in the woods. When you drop a turd too long and hard for the cathole you dug for it, it inevitably topples sideways onto your boot.

Q: Did everything come out all right?
A: it was a real boot slapper

by all american 82 July 8, 2011

Button Slapper

One who lacks even a smidgen of ability in any video game, and in a panic rage of desperate attempt, slaps the entire controller / keyboard in an effort to scramble a victory.

ie. "Tom, why is it that every time I kill you in Halo, I hear a fury of panic slaps right before you die?"

Tom: I'm so out of practice, I go into full button slapper mode as a last resort.

by Dvinny7 August 9, 2015

Cleveland Slapper

The art of taking a shit on a womens face and than slapping it with an erect penis.

She became suicidal after agreeing to a Cleveland Slapper.

by radicalmathmatical September 21, 2016