Shrek 

God

I pray to Shrek every night

Shrek by SuccMyZucc April 5, 2019

Shrek 

God.

I love shrek!

Shrek by wienerberg April 8, 2019

Shrek 

Shrek is a being from space he saved many lifes and of course the onions he always was there .He was also in a anime ps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP0a27UWy8k so yeah praise shrek and all the onion army

Shrek: 私はそれをやった私はすべての玉ねぎを救った

Shrek by Noah The SHrek April 29, 2019

Shrek 

Shrek is the sexiest best in all of the work and univers. He is God. He is the most powerful and not even thanos can get rid of him. It is said that thanos once tried but was defeated by Shrek just by him looking at thanos . We praise Shrek . SHREK IS LOVE . SHREK IS LIFE.

Bob: wow who's that 😍😍
Me: it's Shrek 😘😍☺️
Bob: I think I caught feelings 😍😘☺️
Me: welcome to the club 😍☺️☺️😚

Shrek by Shrek's follower May 31, 2019

shrek 

shrek birthed jesus. he’s our lord and saviour.

— it’s sacrifice day
— well we better find a new born to

give to our master shrek

shrek by hoe4dannydevito June 2, 2019

Shrek 

Shrek is our true god and the king of sucking dick. Bow down to him if you value your life.

Bruh 1: damn I hate shrek

Bruh 2: dude don’t say that he’s gon-

Shrek: WHAT ARE YE DOIN’ IN MA SWAMP!!!

Bruh 1: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

Bruh 2: (bows down to lord shrek)

Lord shrek: I TAKE PITY ON YE

Bruh 1: shrek is drek

Shrek: (snaps)

Bruh 1: but you don’t even have the gauntlet (turns to dust)

Shrek by Shrek Pope June 24, 2019

Shrek 

Are lord and savior, can also be used in place as shit.

Jim: Hey look at that fat cat!
Jack: Oh shrek that's a fat cat!
Jim: *dies*
Jack: *eats his body*

Shrek by HerpDerpPig June 25, 2019