cripple ship

1. a disabled vessel
2. a nickname for someone with really weird friends/a nickname your friend called you once as a joke but soon became the name they use for you all the time...
3. Friends with poppet and sarita

Cripple Shipppp!!!!" or "Come on little ship"

by Cripple Ship May 30, 2011

Ship Of Theseus

1) A metaphysical thought experiment involving a boat that is slowly repaired over time until all the parts are new.

2) Asterius

what are your feelings on the Ship of Theseus? Personally, man, that dude and that minotaur are definitely making out.

by Salvorrrrrr October 7, 2020

Ship-Shit

Relationship bullshit. The ridiculous bullshit that one has to go through in a relationship that doesn't make logical sense. Typically in a relationship that is not working out or going well.

Friend: "Hey how's it going between you and Tony?"
You: "Ya know same old ship-shit...I don't know if we're going to last much longer."
OR
You: "What are you and Tammy fighting about anyways?"
Friend: "Stupid ship-shit. She expects me to pay for her dogs grooming bill because she says I'm 'the one that makes him shed' because I pet him 'too much'. It doesn't even make sense."

by KindleKrackhead February 6, 2022

comfort ship

a ship that makes you feel better when you're being a mood

eremin is my comfort ship

by xiaovenforever August 5, 2022

pirate ship

an act of sexual intercourse between two men and one woman. The woman crouches on all fours and one man inserts his penis into her mouth the other into her vagina or anus. She then slides backwards and forwards on both penises. This mimmicks the motion of a pirate ship ride.

Me and my mate pirate shipped ya girlfriend last night.

Or

Hey man we should pirate ship that chick

by Beastman May 13, 2005

pirate ship

a waterborn vessel on which pirates travel

The swashbuckling buccaneer stood aboard his pirate ship.

by grinch sugar face March 30, 2004

Rocket Ship

a girl takes a puff from a cigarette, then holds her breath while perfroming oral sex on the man until she must exhale. Then, she must exhale slowly while sliding her lips back of the cock. More and more of the penis will be revealed from the mouth, causing more and more smoke to come out with it.

Laquisha loves smoking and giving head, so she combined her two favorite hobbies and gave me a rocket ship.

by JakeHudz May 2, 2009