shape up

barber: how you want your shape up done today? you want it rectangle, pointed, smoothed, or what?
by This dumb bitch 5000 October 15, 2019
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Pear shaped

An attempt by females to make a male feel ashamed of their bodies, and that they should all have a V shaped torso like something out of a magazine. Usually an attempt made by the same females who claim that it is the males who try to shame females about their bodies. Trying to make people ashamed of who they are instead of what they look like would be closer to impressive, if you're trying to give somebody else shit about something. Telling them they're an asshole, or a hypocrite, or a faggot, or something they already know about themselves isn't going to be shocking, stunning, or mindblowing. Neither is a story about abuse, since they've been heard so many times they've lost their stun/shock value.
The reality is there's a lot more pear shaped guys in the world than there are V shaped guys in the world, since reality is not like a magazine.
by Solid Mantis February 01, 2021
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WoWut Of Shape

Pron; Wow-ut of shape.

A physical health state defined by inactivity as a result of excessive online gaming, namely World of Warcraft.
Jay: Dude, the weather cleared up, so I decided to mow the lawn and half way through, I was fuckin' spent.

Mike: Hate to say it, but it's probably because you're WoWut of shape.

Jay: "WoWut of shape"? Is that a World of Warcraft knock?

Mike: Why yes it is, fatboy.
by Cory von Chaos August 11, 2009
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tasting shapes

Dude I’m stoned I’m literally tasting shapes
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Shape shifting

When a girl changes how her face look with makeup
Yo Anna over there is changing her face with makeup. Yeah that's called shape shifting
by Erick Johnson II January 17, 2022
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Shape

When hitting it with the bois and one of u farts and the smoke comes out ur ass
Shit+vape
by Stepdaddy43068 January 19, 2019
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Shape

by Cooldude369 June 25, 2020
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