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Comey Shake

When you are forced to greet some one who you know is an absolute turd but are compelled to greet them. Like taking a big bight a stinking shit sand which -Usually in a formal or official setting.
I had to greet my ex wife's husband at my daughter 's graduation. Knowing that he is a turd on several levels , and wantes to be as cordial as possible I extended my hand out for a COMEY SHAKE from a safe distance , but got pulled in.
by #42KO May 18, 2017
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waist shake

A Japanese pidgeon English term for sexual intercourse.
I would totally waist shake with Johnny Depp.
by Frodo A. June 21, 2005
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cake shake

a blow job. aka bj.. head.. ect
by bennnnnn November 13, 2006
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protein shake

A sexual act in which one person shoots jizz (a protein shot) into the other's mouth and then shake their head vigorously.
Gwen: "Let's get out of here and grab a beer."
Richard: "Are you insane? You know my midterm and finals ritual. I study til 11, 9 solid hours of sleep, protein shake in the morning."
(from 'Van Wilder')
by Nick D February 26, 2004
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Whats Shaking

Yo my niggaa whats shaking
by KINGREUBEN October 25, 2008
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shake that bear

Is a internet phenomenon with involes a girl in the wilderness shooting down a bear. Than taking up the ass on the bear.
Come on, shake that bear. You like the cum.
by DJ Hulme January 10, 2008
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Shakes Head

"Shakes Head" is a word commonly used by teenagers that they utter to their parents who conduct themselves in a manner that is somewhat embarrasing to the teenanger. This occurs when someone brings a friend home and the father or mother say, act or make a motion that will embarasss their teenaged son or daughter. Immediately the teenager places the palm on their hand onto their forehead at the same time shaking their head and say the words "Shakes Head", immediately after the act or gesture of embarassment is displayed.
Dad quit shitting yourself in front of my friends"...."Shakes Head
by Rude Donny June 17, 2011
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