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Selena

A famous movie star in Gone With The Mind. Her character is a leading role that ends up in a straight jacket institutionalized. After she's released from the mental ward, she simply goes back to her old ways of bar hopping, fist fights with a figment of her imagination, and sometimes will throw blows with grown men. The movie ends with her reinstitutionalized from having yet another fight with a figment of her imagination. Her condition is also known as bat shit crazy.
"I can't stand your ex, I'm gonna kick her ass!", said Selena. "Who? There's no one there and why do you insist on being bat shitty crazy?", said her petrified boyfriend of less than 2 weeks.
by Raiders!!!!!!! April 20, 2011
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selenanotfound1

The swaggiest girl to ever exist! Super swag and swag. Gotta love her😼👏
Person 1: selenanotfound1 sucks
Person 2: count your days.
by You know who it is <3 July 18, 2021
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Selini

A female who is considered to be an "ape" (animal). People named Selini live in the jungle and love eating and talking about eggs. Selini also enjoys going home a lot.
Did you see Selini during your field trip to the jungle?
by George.Of.The.Jungle November 6, 2011
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Sylina

You have alot of sylina!
by queenmenotyou February 3, 2010
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Selena Gomez

An American singer and actress who got her start on Disney Channel as Alex in Wizards of Waverly Place.
But honestly, as a singer, she's pretty overrated. All of her songs are written for her and her performances are mediocre.
I honestly don't get the hype for her.
Selena Gomez should stick to acting.
by aminatariq June 15, 2018
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Seminary Girl 1

The characteristics are the following:
There are two main objectives of each and every seminary girl.
1.To get married to a nice frum YU boy who preferably spent two years at Shaalavim or KBY.
2. After getting married to one of these men she will want to have tons of babies and to raise them as frum Jews while she will be is a housewife.

In order to obtain these two objectives they must go under a radical transformation during their time in Israel. They begin by accepting everything their teachers tell them uncritically and unquestioning as the word of God. They will then begin to change externally first. They will begin to wear only skirts that cover their knees and blouses that cover their elbows, also their clothing will become much more bland and dull.

Following these changes they will begin to cut ties not only with boys, but also with any girl they knew from before, unless they too are undergoing the same change. This process also includes her very own parents. She will not dissolve this relationship, but she will most likely start criticizing her mother for not covering her hair. At this point she will also delete her facebook account and hunt down all photos that she makes an appearance and have them destroyed as well.
Seminary Girl 1 "Did you see what Chaya Esther was wearing?"
Seminary Girl 2 "Yeah, It was disgusting, her blouse only reached her elbows adn there was a picture of a goyish band on the front"
Seminary Girl 3 "But isn't this Loshon Hara?"
Seminary Girl 1 "No, because we are only doing this for her own good"
Seminary Girl 3 "How is this for her own good?"
Seminary Girl 2 "Well hopefully if enough of us start talking about it, she will become so embarrassed that she will change her ways and become a good frum Seminary Girl."
Seminary Girl 3 "What if that's not exactly whats she wants? What if she wants to go on to an Ivy League school and receive a higher education or what if she wants to be intellectually stimulated by her Torah learning?"
Seminary Girl 1 "That's not what she really wants, for we learned that we can only fulfill our divine mission by having lots of babies and therefore the only way we can be fulfilled is by getting married to a nice frum boy who goes to Yeshiva University"
Seminary Girl 2 "It appears that we might have to do a similar intervention for you!"
Seminary Girl 3 "No please don't, I can change, I can become an ignorant frum Jewish housewife also."
by Institute for Jewish Women December 6, 2010
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Selena

Selena Quintanilla was an immensely talented, Grammy-winning Tejano singer from Corpus Christi, TX, who learned Spanish phonetically as a teen. She was a rising star in the Latin music world and was about to crossover to the pop mainstream with an English album, when she was gunned down by an obsessed fan at a Corpus Christi Days Inn in March of 1995. Selena was only 23. Jennifer Lopez got her big break portraying Selena in a biopic titled SELENA. Her music continues to sell and thousands of fans still visit her statue and museum in Corpus. She also happens to be Selena Gomez's namesake.
Selena is the only reason J.Lo is famous.
by Lizard_King101 July 15, 2010
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