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Valentine's day

Person 1 :Happy valentine's day
Person 2 : i think you mean crippling deppresion day
by ThatOneBaldyFromTheSmashClub February 15, 2018
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Valentine’s Day

Another excuse, aside from Halloween, for school-aged children to binge on candy
When I was in elementary school, I binged on candy on Valentine’s Day one year. I paid dearly for it by puking on the white carpet in the middle of the night.
by ResponsibleDrinker31 February 15, 2018
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Fallontine’s Day

The celebration of a beautiful lady, Fallontine’s Day is celebrated on the 14th day of February to not coincide with any other holiday. The lucky ones will celebrate with her while others will toast her from afar wishing they were in her presence. Cheers to your day, Fal!
Listen, Fallontine’s Day is coming up, we’re going to paint the town and I’m going to look good!
by PoorShiShi February 14, 2019
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Valentine's day

Valentine's day is the day when everyone finds out how lonely they are.
Do u wont to be my valentine on this valentine's day?
by POTETÅKER February 12, 2019
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Valentine's day

A day to celebrate anyone you love

(NOT JUST THE ONES YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO.)
Hey dude whatudoin on valentine's day

I'm going out for lunch with family, dinner with friends and then I'm going to walk my dog!
Wow! That's such a cool way to spend valentine's day!
Ikr
by greenavocado February 15, 2020
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Dudentine's Day

Celebrated on March 14. Also known as steak and blow job day. Since flowers, chocolates, and hearts are for Valentine's Day and traditionally for women, this is the equivalent to celebrate and spoil the special man in your life.
Tonight we are going out for Dudentine's Day.
by Cookies2go March 14, 2020
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Ruby’s day

Get your best friend a slytherin or Draco themed cheap item because your best friend might have corona and she is upset and broke. Eg. Slytherin canopy, Draco things. This day is the 26th of September.
Hey you exited for Ruby’s day?” “Yes totally it’s nice to do something nice for once!”
by Dracoisbae September 21, 2020
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