scooped

To be extremely intoxicated. Originating from the Cambusbarron area of Scotland.

"Whit, a wiz fuckin scooped last nite likes, dropped ma phone dug shite then whitied."

by smik2 January 24, 2009

Scoots

The condition that causes a dog to slide around on the floor to scratch his ass. Often due to itching caused by worms.

Damnit, Rover's got the scoots again!

by Big Brett the Bomb Threat December 31, 2003

Scooping

When a person lifts a womens boob in a upwards motion causing it to jiggle.

Kellie: Ew, Taylor totally just scooped me
Zandria: Taylors always scooping

by Kelandria October 16, 2009

Ice Cream Scoop

After farting, this is the act of scooping the fart and throwing it into a friend's face forcing the odor to his or her senses long before it would normally reach them.

Person 1: "Oh man, I just farted. You wan't a sugar cone or waffle cone?"

Person 2: "Dude, that's disgusting, get away from me."

Person 1: "Two scoops of chocolate coming right up."

*Proceed to scoop fart into face of friend, thereby delivering the Ice Cream Scoop.*

by Jarn July 31, 2008

scoots

A bad case of the runs where the unfortunate individual afflicted has to "scoot" to the bathroom in order to avoid soiling there calvins.

<argv0> Did you take a shit?
<marlon> no, go ahead, I was just in there brushing my teeth
<argv0> Sweet Jesus!!!, you fucking asshole I almost pucked
<marlon> you like that, I had the scoots
<argv0> you sick fuck!

by Danf98 December 28, 2005

Scoop and Treat

A sexual act where a male scoops ice cream into a girls ass, fucks her in the ass. The girl performs oral sex on the male afterward enjoying a nice treat.

Joe gave the old lady a scoop and treat in the Jewel parking lot.

by Phatt Joe May 28, 2009

scooped

to be absolutley wankered(drunk out of your mind)

Nathan:Maaaan we should get bare scooped lioke
Alex:Definatley
Charlotte:No doubt
Kat:bosh
Toby:nice work Nathan, lets get scooped, safe.

by bare sly lesbian lovers August 1, 2009