My Very Educated Mother Just Saw Us Naked

Neomnemonic for helping schoolchildren, their teachers, and the general public cope with the 2006 IAU redefinition of "planet".

Okay, class, repeat: "My Very Educated Mother Just Saw Us Naked."

by Dreamcore August 25, 2006

I saw yo momma on 79th Street last night!!!

NW 79th Street in Miami is a street where ghetto hoes do the walk and turn their tricks. Basically it's an insult meaning your mom is a whore.

Willie says to Jefferson: "Damn nigga, your girl has big fat cankles!!"
Jefferson: "Oh yeah? Well, I saw yo momma on 79th Street last night!!!"
Willie: "Shit motherfucka, don't talk about my momma."

by StewieMiami April 16, 2011

I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

i wouldn't be surprised if we never saw denise richards again

A phrase so commonly used by Trixie Mattel, that it is canon now.

Jake: Yo dawg, where is that chick Denise Richards nowadays?
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.

by Glass Half-Full August 29, 2021

I could smell your mom before i saw her!

a insult between two friends/enemies in which, every day, the two insult each other, waiting for the other person to slip. when the opponent slips, he leaves himself open for the insult "i could smell your mom before i saw her!) The first person to deliver this insult sucesfully is declared winner for the day.

Person1: your moms so fat, she sat on a dollar and it became four quarters!
bystanders: oooooooooo burn!
Person2: I'm not THAT easy to tick off.
Person1: (thinking that person2 is out of comebacks) YOUR MOM is easy!!!
Person2: I could smell your mom before i saw her!
bystanders: OOOOOOOOOOO
Person1: darn.

by dracora365 April 14, 2009

Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

Greg Snyder was witness to one of the most key moments of 1991. It was back in 1991 when he saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. Greg went on to state his claim for all to see on social media. He didn’t care who believed him. A man of principle and character, a gentleman and a scholar.

Whoa, look at that sweet 1988 Chrysler Conquest TSI!!
Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

by Hurt Feelings December 03, 2020

I secondw see ew see www we see e de w see a see see ew wa we seesee we saw sat azaaa

Ismael Cruz Cordova’s most inspirational quote. Apparently his mum called him.

John Cena: Your time is not up. Your time is now.

Ismael: I secondw see ew see www we see e de w see a see see ew wa we seesee we saw sat azaaa

by Hecate_ January 12, 2023