Santa spooge

AKA- Eggnog: that wonderful alcohol infused, yet seemingly innocous beverage seasonally responsible for transgressions ranging from mild next-morning memory loss to full-on office party infidelity.

Ho-Lee Shit! What happened last night at the Xmas party?
Well, you and a bunch of degenerates pushed down about a gallon of Eggnog each. You kept callin' it Santa spooge, Akmed said he was drinkin' Mumammed milk and Sally over there claimed it was Jesus juice. Either way it ended in a 3-some.

by YAWA December 3, 2021

santa banter

Christmas related hilarity

Oh my god, did you hear that Christmas joke?

That was some solid Santa banter

by Clifton Reed August 29, 2016

Salty Santa

When a guy gets jizz in his beard.

I was jacking off and accidentally gave myself a Salty Santa.

by DankyTachanky June 4, 2018

Santa Claus

A fat make-believe man that is very stupid and brain-washes all the kids to believe that he owns the North Pole and gives all kids presents on jesuses birthday and makes all the kids think about everything but jesus

Santa claus Is a very spoiled person

by 223s908 December 3, 2019

Santa's lap

A intuitive bisexual position in which a man sits upon another mans lap and this chain continues upward stacking man on-top of man. Topping it all off with a women stacked upon the final penis, she represents the star of a Christmas tree. This position is best done during everyone's favorite time of the year. Christmas!

The day of the lords birth. We must honor him by performing Santa's lap!

by Santa's Little Elf July 2, 2018

Sad Santa

Unreciprocated oral sex.

Last night was just ok. I went down on her, but I ended up just giving her the Sad Santa.

by jdmartin September 25, 2015

Red Santa

The result of giving oral sex to a female during her period.

The red residue resembles Santa's beard = Red Santa.

John had a Red Santa after coming up for air.

by Tear.Dropper July 5, 2010