Receiving filatio (blow job) from a sista, in the back of your jeep with a gun pointed at her head. Vomiting may or may not occur, but afterwards the hair on your scrotum becomes nappy and obtains the qualities of the African Wilderness.
"I have a problem, it's my balls; they're all nappy."
"Man, you've been dipping your wick with the sistas. You must have caught the safari balls"
"She chundered on my peepee."
"Man, you've been dipping your wick with the sistas. You must have caught the safari balls"
"She chundered on my peepee."
by Sean Christopher Stevens January 16, 2009
Get the Safari Balls mug.A pretty girl with curly black hair, and questionable mental stability. She has the ability to teleport and smack people with her impressive breats. She is unable to walk, she can only dance. She can't talk, either - only sing.
Obsessions include the book, The Little Prince, little girl bows, ridiculous music, bright and bold colors, and horses.
She also has an axe in her room.
She loves revenge. She is as dangerous as she is beautiful.
She often doesn't make sense when she talks.
Sometimes she talks to teapots.
Obsessions include the book, The Little Prince, little girl bows, ridiculous music, bright and bold colors, and horses.
She also has an axe in her room.
She loves revenge. She is as dangerous as she is beautiful.
She often doesn't make sense when she talks.
Sometimes she talks to teapots.
Something Samara might say:
"If everyone in the world was like me, they would be like, 'Oh I'm so sad! I'm so happy! I'm depressed! I'm going to kill myself! I'm going to eat this lion-puppy...' wait what?"
"If everyone in the world was like me, they would be like, 'Oh I'm so sad! I'm so happy! I'm depressed! I'm going to kill myself! I'm going to eat this lion-puppy...' wait what?"
by not samara October 14, 2008
Get the Samara mug.- The activity or pursuit fostered by any majority racial, cultural, and/or socio-economic group (read as: primarily white people) who feel compelled to immerse themselves in the surroundings, cultural trappings and even geography of a non majority group, which ultimately feeds into their own deeply rooted feelings of racial, cultural, and/or socio-economic superiority.
- Treating the culture, religion, food, music, language, sexual orientation and overall identity of more "exotic" groupings as an interesting diversion, entertainment or fad, primarily there for a Safariite to enjoy as pop entertainment.
- Viewing the differentness of others as condescendingly "precious," "cute" or "neat."
- An intense fascination by the real or wholly perceived exoticm of others. c
- Akin to Caucasian safari goers in Africa, ensconced safely behind their pith helmets, armed guards, and lion-proof glass, viewing the rare and exotic wild animals of the Serengeti - just going about their normal, mundane existence in their natural habitat - with giddy fascination, wonder, and an odd combination of envy and pity.
- Treating the culture, religion, food, music, language, sexual orientation and overall identity of more "exotic" groupings as an interesting diversion, entertainment or fad, primarily there for a Safariite to enjoy as pop entertainment.
- Viewing the differentness of others as condescendingly "precious," "cute" or "neat."
- An intense fascination by the real or wholly perceived exoticm of others. c
- Akin to Caucasian safari goers in Africa, ensconced safely behind their pith helmets, armed guards, and lion-proof glass, viewing the rare and exotic wild animals of the Serengeti - just going about their normal, mundane existence in their natural habitat - with giddy fascination, wonder, and an odd combination of envy and pity.
Mr. and Mrs. Whitebread, ever the bored, suburban couple itching for a chance to be on safari, weasled their way into a Hindu wedding, knowing full well it would be a fascinating journey into the fragrantly exotic.
by GreatRedShark July 11, 2009
Get the On safari mug.This guy is a like a magnet for girls. If a girl sees him, she will be in love. He is also the fastest runner ever. He also has a very big penis.
by Jonathanos February 27, 2021
Get the Samar mug.-To go out to a bar or similar establishment with the purpose of seducing an older, more experienced woman who would be commonly considered a cougar.
-To actively attempt to seduce a cougar while out at a bar or similar establishment.
-To actively attempt to seduce a cougar while out at a bar or similar establishment.
by cougarbaggerAT February 20, 2009
Get the On Safari mug.Lunch hour entertainment for white collar workers...drive through really bad neighborhoods marvelling at the natives and their lifestyle.
When we went to lunch today, we picked up subway and went on safari. I thought sure one big silverback was gonna kill us.
by bigdaddyz February 7, 2006
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